Internet Dating......WTF????

Recently I decided to try internet dating (Ohhhhh Boy). The thing is, I work a lot and don't usually have the time for OLD FASHIONED DATING; you know, going to a seedy bar, getting rambling drunk and then waking up in someone Else's bed and pregnant....

How to Kill Your Plants in One Easy Lesson

For those of you who do not know me, let me introduce myself, my name is Sue (No last name for obvious reason) and I am a serial killer. Now, before you call the authorities and have me locked up for 100 years, let me explain. I seem to have a...

Scruples Question For the Day

This is one that could actually happen to someone, in fact it actually happened to me. Let's see how you would answer---Be honest now,I'll be watching, lol. Question For the Day: You lose an expensive piece of jewelry costing just over a 1000.00...

Spam Spam Spam Spam(Sing it with me)

Tonight I'm going to talk about something near and dear to my heart...Spam. Now I'm not talking about computer spam, I'm talking about the real deal here, I mean the Cadillac of lunch meats, wait for it.....SPAM. Now I know what you're thinking,...

Question For the Day

Is business really just business? See how you would react to this question. It was difficult for me because I am involved in the business world and can understand this question from both sides. Question For the Day: Your the owner of a small yet...

Question For the Day

This question is one that actually happened to a friend of mine and I thought about this question back then. Let's see how you would react. I'll tell you what her parents did after you answer the question. Question For the Day: You find out that...

Silent Lover's Prayer

To wish, to have, to hold, to be held. Dreams of consequence, or visions of despair? Play me not my fickle heart, for yearning’s tears become my pain. I search within my soul, feed me love’s embrace, let him hold me close, and...

Question For the Day

We all tell lies from time to time ranging from little white lies to huge whoppers. I'm going to pose a scruples question to you and remember, answer it as if you would actually be in this situation. Question For the Day: You run an orphanage...

Fast Food Restaurant Rant

God, I just re-read my title and it looks like a song title. Anyway, has this ever happened to you? I went to a fast food restaurant ( I won't mention the name but it has the letters McDonalds in it) over the weekend to grab a quick bite to eat for...

Sexy Tuesday

I've been rackin' my brain for something that would be really sexy for sexy Tuesday and...I got NOTHIN'. The best thing I could come up with is a sexy Tuesday question For the Day. So without further adieu, here it is. Question For the Day: How...

Question For the Day

Relationships are hard, they take lots of love but more importantly, lots of work. How would you react to this question? I'm curious to see your answers. Question For the Day: You've been married to your spouse for 25yrs. and you discover from a...

Question For the Day

Sooner or later we all fall in love. Sometimes we act on that love and sometimes we don't. When we don't act,sometimes our crush finds someone else. :(   Question For the Day: At what age do you believe you fell in love with your first crush. No...

If You Smelt it,You Dealt It.

I wanna talk about something that is near and dear to my heart, well, more precisely, closer to my booty.  :) Well, OK, it actually comes out of my booty. NO SILLY, I'm not talking about THAT, I'm talking about breaking wind, passing the gas station,...

The Night

Quiet is the night howling like a deafening silence before a storms raging fury. Shielded by the souls of thoughts gone by, you command Natures awe.  Powerful is thy cloak that shadows darkened minds. Speak to me, not in thy solitude but with...

Question for the Day

This is a question of morality and friendship with the possibility of losing a valued friend. Your at lunch and you see your best friend kissing another women passionately. She is engaged to be married to your cousin who is a man. Question for...

Moonlore's quiz

I took Moonlore's quiz and this is how I rated. Notice my love life score. :-( Sooooooooooooo, if you're rich and handsome with a willingness to marry, CALL ME. ;-) This Is My Life,...

Question for the Day

I Being new here to Thoughts, I have been reading many peoples posts.Recently, I played a game with Dori_Grey and absolutely loved it. Through this game, I met Patormike who mentioned that a man named funnyman used to write a post called Question...

Tooth Fairy Thoughts

When I was a little girl I was always into fantasy and magic. I would love being read stories about King Arthur and his magician friend Merlin and I kinda lived in a fairy tale world.  It's no wonder I love to play fantasy games and magic cards today....

Sexy Tuesday

Awakened by your hands upon my breast I smile and cuddle closer. Warmth upon warmth, skin next to skin and the smell of faded cologne is wrapped within my senses. The feel of your strong arms around my naked body excites the passion within me....

Dori_Grey and Dreamshadow's Question #3

Here's Dori's third question for me: A strange man comes up to you and offers you a contract. For the next ten years you will become rich and have every need, desire and request fulfilled. You name it, it will be provided for you. You desire it, it...

Renewed

I awake to a quiet dawn, one whose beauty is only measured by that from Heavens splendor. Dreams from sleep's past wander through a lonely mind. Drifting, drifting, I see before me a vision from a time between repose, and dawn's early light. ...

Another Questionaire

OK, I admit, I am a list whore. Please feel free to join me if you would BUT, please keep this away from Bootlady as her therapist would go crazy if he found out she was doing one., 1. Do you play an instrument? No but I've been played AS an...

The Easter Bunny-Tales From the Humorus Side

With Easter just around the corner, I just couldn't help myself from poking some fun here.Remember when you were little and were so excited when Easter would be coming? I remember I couldn't wait to wake up Easter Sunday,run down the stairs and look...

Dori_Grey Question #2

Question number 2 is an interesting yet difficult question to answer, a very philosophic and moral question. Here it is: There is a saying it is better to kill one man to save a thousand then to kill a thousand to save one man. If you were the one...

List Time.

I found this list and found it interesting so I thought I would take a whack at it. Hope you enjoy it. 1. Do you consider yourself a leader or a follower? Hmmm, give me a complement and I will follow you anywhere. 2. Are you a cat or a...