Dear Daddy

I awake, covered in the tears from horrendous misfortune, Shaking at the memories from dream shadows past. Why dost thou haunt me so, have I not grown in mind and body, Do I not display the tendencies of a well adjusted psyche? Speak...

50 Things About Me

OK…So I STOLE this from The Sandman so what…I liked his article and so I thought I TOO would share a little bit of trivia info with all of you. 1.   I am a MENSA member and have been for several years. 2.   I LOVE prime numbers, hence the...

‘War Horse’… Review by Sue

‘War Horse’, directed by Steven Spielberg and staring Jeremy Irvine (Albert Narracott), and Tom Huddleston (Captain Nicholls), is about Joey, an amazing horse, and his trials and tribulations in the unrelenting war machine of WW1. Albert’s...

Men or Women, Who Are the better Drivers???

This has been an on going dispute since the dawn of the automobile. Ask a man, they will say THEY are, ask a woman and she will say SHE is, so who is right? Well, since I’M writing this article, I say that WE, (Women) are the safer drivers. Now,...

Things That Piss Me Off Rant

Yes, I know what you’re thinking, ”But Sue, you’re such an even tempered person who loves to sit around and joke all day, how could ANYTHING piss you off?” Well guess what, I’m not feeling the love today folks so I’m gonna do a little venting. ...

Dear Diary

I have come to a cross road in my life, a life, like many, has had it’s share of opposites, from climbing to the highest precipices, to being enclosed within the darkest caverns of my mind. Should I continue on this current course I have set into...

How Do You Know If You’re Falling In Love

Men AND women have asked this question since the dawning of time. Am I falling in love, how can I tell, oh, I WISH there was a way to know for sure. Good thing you’ve come to the LOVE DR. Here are some SURE FIRE ways of knowing if you’re falling in...

The Advantages Men “Think” Being a Woman Has

Oh boy…Where do I start on this one. Thinking…Thinking…Hmmmmm. Oh wait (Jumps up and down), I got one…Boobs, yes, that’s right…Boobs. Let’s cut straight to the chase and be honest here…Men think that because we have boobs, we can rule the...

No Swight and the 7 Dwugly Orfs

Once upon a time in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl who lived with seven dwugly orfs. There was No Swhite,( The geautiful birl), and seven dwugly orfs named Smiley, Sneezeball, Mr. Crank, Sleepyhead, The Dope man, Doc, (His...

Tool Belt Tease

A while back I needed some work done on my sink so naturally I called a repairman. What I got, was a HUNK in a tool belt just waitin’ for a smile. I decided to write this little ditty for women everywhere. Picture if you will a smoky little Jazz...