Astrology For Dummies

    I was going to write something a sweet and lovey in observance of Valentine’s Day coming up, BUT…I decided to write something Schlocky instead. I thought I would talk about Astrology. A lot of folks read their astrology’s every day. As...

Giggle Time--Winter Weather

  For those of you who live in cold climates I thought this poem might just tickle your funny bone.     A poem by Abigail Elizabeth McIntyre   SHIT   It’s COLD   The End  

Threesomes

  I’ve come here today to discuss threesomes. Yup, that’s what I said, threesomes. This is something that pretty much ALL guys and also many women would like to try. I hear some of the ladies out there saying: “I never wanted to have a...

Threesomes

Threesomes Posted on January 29, 2013 by dreamshadow59 4   I’ve come here today to discuss threesomes. Yup, that’s what I said, threesomes. This is something that pretty much ALL guys and also many women would like to try. I hear some...

Bad Pick Up Lines and Lines That Really Work

  We’ve all been there, you’re at a bar or nightclub with your girlfriends and all of a sudden this guy comes up and starts hitting on you.   Now I’m not a hard woman to pick up, BUT, I just DESPISE Cheesy, or just plain STUPID pick up...

Giggle Time-Frozen Windows

      Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:   “Windows frozen.”     Husband texts back:     “Pour some lukewarm water over it.”       ...

Giggle time-Air Traffic Control Bloopers

  Someone sent this to me and I almost peed myself on some of these. Unbelievable…Enjoy…You just can’t make this stuff up!:   Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers ..     Tower: “Delta 351, you have...

The Thresome

  I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit (well, more than a bit)!...

What If

    Yesterday I posted this fun little interactive survey and everyone has given me some GREAT answers to these questions…Thank you. As promised, I am now going to give you my answers. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have enjoyed yours....

What If

    How many times have you asked yourself this question? Here are a few what ifs…How would YOU answer these? I will give MY answers after you give ME your funniest replies. Copy the list with your answers and then copy me. This should be a...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz:   I am 34, lesbian and I need your help. My girlfriend of 12 years has just told me that she is pregnant. I just can’t believe it. After 12 years of love and devotion she tells me that it was a mistake. She says she went out...

Etiquette Lessons about Female Body Parts

  I have come here today to talk about Boobs, Breasts, Knockers, Melons, oh and don’t forget MY favorite…TITS. I do this because I was in a grocery store last week and while I was searching for a melon, (No pun intended), well OK, maybe it was a...

Got Soap?

    Tonight’s topic is about Soap. Raise your hand if you have EVER used soap. I’m sorry, you two tall ones in front with your hands up, please move a little to the left so I can see the REST of the internet…Thank you. So…I see many of you...

Q-Tip Use For Dummy’s

              I’m here today to discuss one of the most talked about subjects ever: Q-Tips. Recently, several alarming reports have been made about Q Tips being used for cleaning wax out of the ears. People…NEVER use Q Tips for...

Hic-Cup Who’s There

  Ahhhh…The annoying hiccup. We all get ‘em but some of us get them worse, and more frequently than others. So, what causes these annoying little air interruptions? It’s your diaphragm…Can YOU say diaphragm? Why the Hell do they have to put a G...

Just Ask Sooz

      Dear Sooz: I just had to write you and get your advice about something.  First of all, I live with my sister.  The problem is,every time my boyfriend comes to the house, she starts flirting with him. She is two years my senior and...

Who is Your Favorite Comic Strip Character

        Why would I come up with a topic like this you ask…Well, because I CAN and I WANTED to see who would respond? I figured that if I went first and made MYSELF look like a fool, then others may not care about feeling foolish.  ...

Sue's Quotes

A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears. Anne Roiphe   Especially if she has Big Boobs and a Nice Ass to go WITH that smile, just sayin’.   A man who carries a cat by...

A Silly Holiday

  There are no real Holidays before Valentine’s Day and I needed one so I decided to just make one up. I decided that this Friday will be considered TipAFew Day. Yup, that’s right; this Friday is International TipAFew Day.   Thousands have...

Humorous Texts

  “I saw you on Facebook and I want to make love with you. What do you say? I am good in bed but BETTER on the kitchen table."   “If I sleep with you do I get a free Car Wash?”   “Your proposal for Marriage was just a ploy for Sex...

Who Wants to Play Mini Golf

  I LOVE to golf, or at least I did before I screwed up my ankle. I wasn’t all that good BUT, I could STILL break 100 for 18 holes. For those of you who are not Golf enthusiasts, that means I could drink 100 beers by the time 18 holes of Golf...

My Most Embarrassing Moment

  Okay…Here goes. I have never ever told this story until now. Truthfully, I don’t know why I am telling it NOW. OK, once again, I’ve had a few Sodas.     It was the summer of ‘94; I was 22 and full of piss and vinegar. I was in college...