Are You a Sex Addict

“Hi…My name is Sue and I am a sex addict.” Well, considering I am a woman, I prefer to be labeled as a Nymphomaniac, or as most people call me…HORN DOG.  So, what does Nymphomaniac mean exactly? Well, your guess is as good as mine but I  do...

10 Ways To Remember Birthdays

10.  Have the Birthday guy or gal CALL you.  9.  Tie a string around your penis OR put a posted note on your…Well...YOU know… When you have to pee, you’ll remember.  8.  Sleep with the Birthday boy/girl’s spouse…That way, THEY can remind...

‘This Means War’…Revue by Sue

Written by Timothy Dowling and Simon Kinberg, and directed by McG, the movie is an action comedy just waiting for the comedy. Lauren (Reese Witherspoon), meets two CIA agents, FDR Foster, (Chris Pine), and Tuck, played by Tom Hardy. Unaware that...

Is Twister a Game…Or Sexual Foreplay?

Remember the game Twister? This was always a favorite for breaking the ice at a party. The bright colored circles on a white vinyl background, the spinner which would determine your fate, AND of course some alcoholic beverages. NOTE: You DON’T need...

10 Ways To Order a Pizza

Occasionally, I just like to do things for fun. The following represents just SOME of the ways that I have ordered a pizza. 10.  Pretend or BE EXTREMELY inebriated…This is fun because it puts the burden on the order taker. Usually I will be...

“The Grey" (R)...A Review By Sue

Directed and written by Joe Carnahan, This movie has the intensity of ‘Jaws’ and ‘Alive’. Starring Liam Neeson,  Dermont Mulroney,  and Frank Grillo. When a crew of oil workers are involved in a plane crash in Alaska,  they try and survive severe...

How To Describe a Yo-Yo To An Alien

Alright, I know what you’re thinking, “ What a stupid, ridiculous title, first of all, what if there ARE no Aliens, and secondly, why the HELL would you want to teach them about a Yo-Yo?” OK…You have a point, but, hey, what a funny idea if I can pull...

Hot Dogs and Men’s Wee Wee’s

I’m sorry, I just couldn’t HELP it…I DID write a straight movie review for goodness sake, how long do I have to keep writing straight…Gheese!!! Anyway, the reason this title came into my mind was because while I was eating a hotdog for dinner,...

"Man On a Ledge"...Review by Sue

Written by Pablo F. Fenjves,  and directed by Asger Leth, this movie tells the tale of Nick Cassidy (Sam Worthington), who after escaping from prison, climbs to a High Rises 21st.. floor, and steps out on the ledge. A crowd gathers quickly pointing...

Sex…Age…And Baseball

So…(Terrible opening for a sentence), let’s go with baseball first. Why are women referred to in baseball terminology? You know what I mean, OH…He got to second base with Suzie Rodgers (Not real name), I wonder when he will go all the way with her and...

Ten Fun Things to Do During Exams

This blog contains ADULT CONTENT...If You don't like adult content or are not an adult, please don't read. Thank you. When I was in High School, I hated to take exams, not because I was afraid I was going to fail them, but I often found them...