The Academy Awards Snoozer

    Before I go any further here, let me just say that I am a HUGE movie buff. Yes, I will even see the foreign films. Now, with that being said, in MY opinion, the Academy Awards are BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRing…   Do I think people...

Just Ask Sooz—Baby/Toddler Edition

    Dear Sooz:   I have a problem I need solved. I am 3 and my baby brother is 2. I love my brother, (Let’s call him Ryan ‘cause well, THAT’S his name), BUT, the kid just doesn’t know HOW to share.   Every time I go for my Lego’s,...

Journalism…Seriously?

      Thank goodness we have professional writers for our newspapers. And to think they went to college for Journalism!!!!!!!!!       Maybe our schools should go back to teaching reading and writing in high school, instead of...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz:   I have been dating a wonderful man now for 3 months. He is fun, funny, and really knows how to treat a woman. So, what is the problem you’re asking? In 3 months time the guy has never even attempted to kiss me.   We...

A Remembrance

    Today I am a little melancholy…No, Sad. Today, when I was a young child, my father who was my WORLD, my LIFE, took his own life while I was there. We were watching TV when he said he was going out to the garage to get something. I was...

Southern Confidence

            MISSISSIPPI DECLARES WAR ON U.S. GOVERNMENT   President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.”Hello, President Obama” a heavily accented southern voice said. “This...

Silly Answering Machine Messages

    1.  If you leave your name at the beep I’ll see if I like you enough to call you back.    2. I’m not in right now but if you leave a 100 dollar deposit to account number 2 *&^%$#(*&, I will be sure to thank you call you...

Sue’s Quotes

      “If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.”  —Thomas Szasz   If you TALK with God; AND you HAVE schizophrenia, then welcome to MY family.     “The graduate with a Science...

Just Ask Sooz——Baby Edition—–

    Dear Sooz:   I am writing you today, (Well OK, my MOTHER is doing the writing but I am telling her what to write), because I want to get your opinion on potty training.   My mom seems to think that I should be ready to...

Redheads REALLY Have More Fun

  You know the old saying that says, “Blonds Have More Fun”, that may be TRUE but Redheads have to run a close FIRST on that saying. I’ve been a Redhead all my life and I will tell you the truth, WE are DIFFERENT, EVERYBODY loves Redheads,...

Have You Ever Been a Monkey

    You’re gonna think I’m crazy but the other night I SWORE I was a monkey. That’s right folks, a Flea pickin’, poop throwin’, monkey. Now you’re probably thinking, “Well Sooz, for YOU, that doesn’t sound that crazy.” I’m serious here...

Just Ask Sooz

    Dear Sooz:   My wife and I have been happily married for 8 years now. A week ago we went to my sister’s wedding and my wife got terribly drunk. She did some things that were very embarrassing. My wife actually started a Conga line...

10 Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

    1.  Be my Valentine…Hey, what ELSE ya GOT?     2.  Just wanted to say I Love YOU on Valentine’s Day…The OTHER 364 days I’m busy loving OTHER people.     3.  Would you be my Valentine? Everyone ELSE refused.     ...

Fun Facts About Men and Women

          Men FART…Women release odorless gas…Yeah that’s RIGHT…We DO...   Men give short and to the point responses…Women LIKE to talk. And talk…And TALK…   If a friend buys a new car, a Man will ask, “What kind did...

Beads, Beer and Boobs

  For those of you who may NOT know, today is what the Christians call Fat Tuesday. This is the last day of Mardi Gras and the beginning of Lent. Lent of course is what you brush off your clothes when they come out of the dryer. Excuse me for...

Carnivals, Fairs and the Circus Oh Boy

      I’m sitting here trying to think of what to write when my mind started to wander and took me back into my childhood. My thoughts ran back to when I would go to the Circus and hence the Blog.   Growing up, it seems like there...

Giggle Time--Lipstick in Catholic School

      According to a news report, a certain private Catholic school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.       That was fine...

Why Does Tweety Bird Always Outfox Poor Sylvester

    “I tawt I taw a puddy tat!” “I did! I did taw a puddy tat!”   Okay, I have watched Looney Tunes cartoons since I was knee high to a grasshopper (???), and I must admit that I am quite surprised that Tweety Bird always seems to...

Sue's Quotes

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein   Genius starts at the beginning of Creativity and ends with insanity.  

Sue's Quotes

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Albert Einstein   DUH!!! Have I ever suggested YOU were crazy???

Sue's Quotes

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein   I am in SERIOUS trouble here...I booked the rubber room for Mondaay. :)  

Just Ask Sooz

    Seeing how next week is Valentine’s Day, I thought I would focus on a special letter I received about Valentine’s Day Relationships.     Dear Sooz:   Valentine’s Day is almost here. Like every Valentine’s Day, I sit at...

Top 10 Ways to Get a Man to Seduce You

             1.        Let him get you Drunk…I LOVE this one and it works GREAT.      2.        Wear a skin tight dress…Let HIM try and take it off, it saves YOU the time AND the trouble.      3.        If you...