Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey
MY Motto: I can resist everything except temptation. Oscar Wilde
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Isaac Asimov
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
You can lead a horse to water but....He won't go in unless the water unless is at least 75 Degrees...
What, no Toe jokes????? Hehehehehehe....
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