Do Panties Have Expiration Dates

I read an article recently entitled, “Does every relationship have an expiration date”, and I thought HEY… I can expand on that a bit but with panties. Yes…I KNOW, this is a sad way to get readers, BUT…I’m egotistical and narcissistic enough not to...

Yikes…There’s a Bat In Here

Once upon a time a long time ago, (Well it was actually last week but I just love that line), there came a visitor to my home. It was BLACK as the Ace of Spades and looked like a flying mouse with an umbrella…Well, from the title, I’m sure you already...

To Pee…Or Not To Pee…That Is The Question

Show of hands…How many of you have done this, you have to get up for work let’s say at 7AM, BUT…You wake up at 6AM and have to pee. Do you get up…OR…Do you toss and turn saying to yourself, “I’ll pee when I NEED to get up”, HOPING that you don’t...

The Shoe Down…A Rant

For those who read me, you know I LOVE shoes. Call it a habit, call it an obsession, the point is…I MUST buy shoes. I have a whole closet full of shoes, I think I MAY have more than Imelda Marcos,(Shoe Hoarder), I mean I have so many spiked heels, I...

When Is Enough…Enough

So…You’re celebrating St. Patty’s Day and you MAY have had a little too much to drink…The question IS…When IS enough… ENOUGH??? Well…Here are a few tips that you can use to slow down or STOP your alcohol consumption.                         ...

Top 10 Ways To Celebrate St. Patrick’s Day

10.   Get on your knees while hiding your legs, then, with an Irish brogue, go around telling everyone you’re a Leprechaun while askin’ for gold. 9.    Start a fire, then put it out with green beer. 8.    Drink enough beer till you...

Personality Tests

OK…Here goes…I have NEVER been a fan of personality tests…EVER…Why, because I don’t believe that they actually portray an accurate assessment…I’ve been in an out of therapy for years and have taken a multitude of these tests where the results came out...

Thoughts On Spicing Up Your Love Life

Every one of us, men, AND women want to keep our relationships fresh, (Unless of course you are going through a divorce, in which case you’re just wondering, “ WHERE did I put that gun”), I can show you how to do that in just 5, well, maybe 4, Oh...

The Miner And The Ninja

Once upon a time in a foreign country, ( OK...It WASN'T really a foreign country, but I just LOVE that line,), There lived a miner named Jack. Jack had been panning gold during the big gold rush at Sutters Creek in 1849. A single guy, Jack was lonely,...

Does Sex Really Sell Janelle

I read Janelle Leigh’s blog about the buzzing list,( http://general.thoughts.com/Janelle_Leigh/im-going-to-buzz-and-youre-going-to-like-it) and part of her position for bringing in the readers was to possibly write an article about sex. I must say, I...

Why Does The Road Runner Always Win

I used to watch the Road Runner and Coyote cartoons quite a bit when I was younger, and honestly, I was always the fan of the Coyote. I could NEVER understand why the Coyote couldn’t catch that DUMB bird and eat him piece by piece. Now, that...

Truthfully…Does Size Matter

YES!!! Thank you very much…Goodnight. Hellllllllllllllllloooooooo…OF Course it does. The magazine articles that say they’re NOT are either written by guys, (NO offense), OR are just plain BULL…There, did I just about offend EVERYBODY??? When...

What Romance Means To Women AND Men

This is a post for both men AND women. I know there have been books written on this topic, and how to guides, but I’m gonna give it to ya straight.  We want our dishes done, our wash done occasionally, our supper cooked by you once in a while,...

A Nip Here, A Tuck There

I’m gonna be turning the big Four O this month and pretty much like most of us, there are a few concerns I have about my body. My hips could be a size smaller but that can be corrected with exorcize…Oh well, I guess my hips are the way they are then. ...