Worst First Date EVER

    THIS IS PRICELESS   If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all...

Drinking and Writing Oh My

    I really haven’t written anything funny of my own in a while, so, I sat down at my computer and said to myself…”Sooz, you are GOING to write something funny.” Myself replied, “F**K YOU, I will write something FUNNY when I am good and...

Giggle Time--Hollywood Squares--

      Unfortunately, I am definitely old enough to remember this show. It was one of the funniest shows on Television! The contestants were priceless!   FOR...

Giggle Time--The Robot--

      A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” ...

Just Ask Sooz

      Dear Sooz:     I have somewhat of a sticky wicket to discuss here. My husband and I were at a wedding recently and one of our married friends’ husband was dancing with and feeling up one of the brides maids.     The...

HotMessMama's Questionnaire ---By Dreamshadow59

Name (what do you prefer to be called):------  Sweet Cheeks, OR, "Sexy In Waiting"... Sex: ---YES Please... Do you drink?:----ONLY on special occasions like Monday through Sunday... If so do you ever start before 10am?:-----Hell...

Giggle Time

  This has been around before but just HAD to send this on……Too funny!   Subject: Beware of that underwear dust!         One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start...

Giggle Time---Blond Jokes---

    Sorry....I just couldn't resist...The Devil made me DO it...     FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment...

The Woman- By Dr. Loose

A woman you see is made up of parts, From the tips of her toes to her brain full of smarts. From her breasts oh so round, or triangular, some square, So beautiful it seems, they come in a pair. Their called many names from hooters to boobs, And...

Just Ask Sooz--Adult Content--

    Dear Sooz:   I am embarrassed to write you about this because I am somewhat prudish. My boyfriend is “Very Sexually Oriented”. He loves sex in all different positions and he especially loves blow jobs. I have always been used to the...

Nun Sensual -I Mean Sensical

      In one of my former comments in my Truth or Dare post, I spilled that growing up I always wanted to become a Nun. After all, I Am Irish Catholic. I mean being Irish Catholic there are only two professions that the priests wanted you...

Giggle Time–Traveling

            I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one...

Sooz’s Bucket List

      Climb Mt Everest—Well OK maybe not but how about go there and take a PICTURE of it? Oh Hell…I’ll just BUY a freakin’ post card…Gheese.   Sing in a Country Western Band—I don’t CARE if I can’t carry a tune damnit, I STILL wanna...

Drunken Sunday Thoughts

  You can order a beer in 17 different languages but don’t know how to pronounce “Perrier.” When a cop asks, “Have we been drinking?” you reply, “Do you really think I’d drink with the likes of you?” You freak out when you wake up in your...

To My Special Friend Rebecca2013

  1. Did you ever think about drinks you could drink? There’s so many drinks if you only just think! Such wonderful drinks! Even drinks that are pink! Or yellow! Or purple! Even green, blue or brown. You can think of a drink for any...

What if Pigs COULD Fly

      Today is Sunday, after a hard night of drinking on Friday and trying to cure the hangover with MORE alcohol on Saturday, Sunday is my day of rest. Oh SURE, I’ll still get drunk BUT, I will wait until AFTER I have slept in and had a...