Zombies, Seriously

Let me just go on record here as saying there are NO such things as Zombies...FREAKS yes, Zombies no. There seems to be some big ruckus about two naked men, one chewing the face off the other…Sooooooo???? Okay, this was totally gross and all...

10 Reasons Why You Might Get Fired

1.   You don’t share your Vodka and Cranberry with your boss. 2.   You’re told by your supervisor that the tacks you put on your co-works chair was NOT a funny prank…(Yes it WAS)…IF this ever REALLY happened of course. **Looks the other way** ...

Positive Affirmations and Success, Fact or Fiction

In all the self help books you read these days the biggest pull they use towards achieving that brass ring is by repeating positive affirmations. Raise your hand if you believe this is true…ANYONE…??? If you read the book called “The Secret”,...

Boob Discrimination

I just finished reading an article about a woman, (Lauren Odes), who was fired from a Lingerie company which name shall remain nameless, but, whose initials start with the letters Manhattan Lingerie. Oooooooops…It just “Slipped out”…I couldn’t help...

Everything I Needed to Know in Life, I Learned in Bed

My Bad…I know, but it’s pretty much true. I’ve had some of my best thoughts in bed, like…”Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on The Bedpost Overnight”??? Well guess what…I TRIED it and it DOES. There…Lesson learned, a fact I will keep till my...

Passions Desire

Your eyes touch my face like starlight, I am transfixed within your gaze. Come to me, feed me with your wanting tongue, Touch me, I need you to ignite the burning flame within me. Hold me within your loving arms and shelter me...

Are You Kidding Me

I was watching 20/20 the other night and was appalled at what I saw. The “NEW” diet plan, The K-E experience. A feeding tube is inserted down your nose, EWWWWWWWWWWWWW, and then, a solution, in a bag, delivers proteins, fats, and water to the body, no...

How Many ?’s Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb

I was changing a lightbulb today and all of a sudden, all these lightbulb jokes started flitterin’ around in my head. First I asked myself, SELF, WHY is this question so damn important anyway? I mean we ALL do it, so what is the big deal about...

Mothers Day Challenge

I just finished reading Rebecca 2000’s blog about Mothers Day and I felt compelled to respond. This day is also a tough one for me as it brings back unhappy memories. You see after my father committed suicide, my mother couldn’t handle the...

A Thriend in Need is a Thriend Indeed

Let’s see…How do I begin this? Hmmmm… I have been with Thoughts now for just over a year, and while I also have “real live” interactions with “real” people, honestly, I prefer my Thriends here at Thoughts. Believe me, I am in no way a social...