Just Ask Sooz–ADULT—No one under 18 Admitted__

  Dear Sooz: The question I am going to ask is very embarrassing but I am going to ask it anyway. My boyfriend has a fetish, well, really 2 fetishes. The first one is, he wants me to get drunk and pee my pants. He says that this would really...

Signs That There MIGHT be Trouble in Paradise

  1.   Your husband hangs a sign on your bedroom door “Do NOT Disturb” when you get ready for bed. 2.   He brings his drunken girlfriend home for dinner. 3.   You hear a ticking noise under the hood of your car. 4.   You start using...

Sue’s Fractured Fairy Tales

Once upon a time, in a far away land a long time ago, there lived a beautiful red haired vixen named Sooz. Hey…It’s MY story damnit. A poor child, she lived with her Aunt, as her father and mother had been HEINOUSLY eaten by GIANTS.** NO…NOT giant...

How to GET a Woman Drunk

    Have her show UP at the bar   Tell her you want to buy her a drink or 10   BUY her those 10 drinks you promised Tell her you’re a scientist in alcohol consumption. You are studying the # of shots needed before she is WILLING...

Just Ask Sooz

    Dear Sooz:   I am a 25 year old woman who has a serious problem. My boyfriend of three years has never once been intimate with me. Oh he will hold my hand, kiss me, and even feel my boobs, yet he has never once asked to well, you...

For Becca...I have Changed

Drifting on a sea of darkness, Lost in soul and downtrodden of heart. Spirit weak, yet clinging to hope, and Searching for a light within despair‘s dominion. I have Changed… Wingless horses I ride through the night, Sifting, sifting through the...

Ten Ideas For a New Reality TV Show

    10. Survivor BENEFITS—A new show starting in the fall which shows how people in different walks of life survive off the income of deceased loved ones.     9.  Who Wants to Become a Millionaire AGAIN—Game show where former...

Ten Things NOT To Do If You Wanna Get Laid

  10.  Only having a four word vocabulary…Nuff said…    9.  McDonalds is NOT a FINE dining restaurant…Just Sayin’.    8.  Honking your horn to let her know you’re there.    7.  Smelling like you just came from cleaning the fish...

I Just GAVE Blood

I Just GAVE Blood This is sort of a funny rant. I donate blood regularly. I know that the need is always there and well, it is just a good thing to do. OK…I hear snickering behind my back….”How can you donate BLOOD Sooz when most of your body is...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz:   I have a very embarrassing question. I am an 18 year old virgin who wants to make love with my boyfriend. The trouble is, we are both virgins and are both shy about well, doing it.   He has reservations about how he...

Giggle Time-You Might be a Drunk When…

  You fall down a well and send Lassie to the liquor store. Bartenders call you when you’ve been absent for more than two days. Lawn sprinklers are sometimes your alarm clock. You wake up in a strange city not knowing how you got there,...

10 Things You WON'T SEE On a Bathroom Wall

1.  I CAN’T think of ANYTHING to write. 2.  DAMN IT…My pen just ran out of ink. 3.  Writing on bathroom walls is an ART,  BUT…I never WENT to ART school soooooooooooo???????? 4.  Let’s see…Nope, already there…Hmmmm…No...Again there…Damn, there is...

Sexy Tuesday

    Tonight’s The Night. See me dance Au-natural in the glow of moonlight's charm. Holding you in my hands, drinking from thy forbidden fruit. Wishing that thy nectar would continue to course through my body 'till eternity's demise. ...

Giggle Time--The Hypnotist--

        It was entertainment night at   the senior citizens' center. After the community sing song led by Alice at   the piano.  It was time for the Star of the Show - Claude   the Hypnotist!   Claude...

Just Ask Sooz

        Dear Sooz:     I must warn you; this may sound a little disgusting. The other day, my 14 year old daughter was helping me out with the house cleaning. One of her jobs was to clean the bathroom. She did a fine job but...

Abbott and Costello in 2013

    I saw this on the internet and I thought it was humorous so I thought I would pass it on.   ***** This is NOT Neccessarily how the Government works***** LOOKS AROUND TO SEE IF ANYONE IS WATCHING****   ...

Let me Pinch Your Ass

OK…I admit it…Sue me, I LOVVVVVVVE asses. If you have an ass, I wanna pinch it. Male, Female, I don’t care, big, or small, I love them all. Oh man…Now I sound like Dr. Seuss, or is that Dr. Sooooooz? Hehehehe… I’ve had this fetish since I was a...

Giggle Time--Forrest Gump

  Life is like a box of chocolates...It doesn't last as long for fat people...         I do think this has been around a couple of times since the movie, but do you remember the answers?        ...

Sexy Tuesday--The Softer Side of Sooz

Come lie with me and be my mate. Let the Earth keep turning while nightshadows pass, While love’s spark ignites our passion, And our bodies burn within it’s flame. Touch my breast, the food of life. Let me feel you suckle it’s milk, and… While...