A Little Piece of Me

Many of you who have read me know that I love to put a little humor in my writing. Well, today,I need some humor from some of you to help pick me up. Last night, I had a nightmare which brought me to tears with my body shaking. What I am about to...

Funny Things To Say On a Birthday Card

Happy Birthday, Am enclosing a bag of Viagra so you can get laid  BEFORE your                              next one. Happy Birthday, Wishing you all the happiness in the world... For the little time                               you have left. ...

Why Women Say They Hate Sports

Before I get into this one, first be advised that I am NOT saying that ALL women hate sports. Obviously, they're are many women athletes out there that earn millions of dollars from their sport. What I am saying is that the normal everyday gal(self...

What Men Say and What They MEAN !!!

A girlfriend of mine has been on the dating circuit now for many years and has helped me with some of my dating problems. We were at a bar the other night just talkin' and drinkin', when she passed on some wisdom that I have found immensely useful....

Scribbles Challenge #120

      Here I sleep, sleep away an eternity in dreams of endless regret. Covered in thorny vines,crowned with flowers adorning my...

Time Travel, Is it Possible???

The other night I went to a movie and saw...Midnight in Paris. It was a fun movie all about time travel. I won't give it away, but, this guy was dissatisfied with his life in the present and had always wanted to go back to the Golden age of Paris in...

Humor: Telemarketters

There are basically three thing in this world I despise: *   Rude people *   Know it all's *   Telemarketers Today, I’m going to discuss telemarketers. Yes, I know they are regular people out there just trying to make a buck…BUT…why...

Humor: Things I'll Go to Hell For

OMG!!! There are soooooo many things that I am going to Hell for that I’ve already reserved a six bedroom condo there with A/C. Unfortunately for me…I was informed that it DOESN’T come with A/C, only a fireplace. It all started when I was a...

Boobs,Boobs and more Boobs?????

I'm curious about something...Why do guys love our boobs so much? Seriously!!! I was sitting at my desk, minding my own business when a fellow worker came into my office to ask me a question about the new account we are working on. He tried to be...

Offering up Random Acts of Kindness

The other day when I was at a McDonald's, I paid for my coffee and then asked the woman taking the money how much the woman's bill behind me was. It was something like 6 plus bucks so I handed her 7 and told her I wanted to pay for her food too. I...

Question For the Day

Friendships are very near and dear to us, but sometimes, we may feel like we are overstepping our boundaries by opening up our mouths at the wrong time. See how you would deal with this one. Question For the Day: You are at a bar with your best...

Things NOT to Say On a Date

                                       As many who read me know, I have not been the luckiest person when it comes to dating. What I CAN tell you however are some things that you should never say to your date. * Never say: “You look like a...

Soozology

I stole this from Ellie who I believe stole it from Irish Mike. Who HE stole it from I have no Idea but the list police is looking into it.   What is your salad dressing of choice? Don't have one... I only dressed as a salad just that ONE...

Friendship---The TRUE Story

    Thought of my friends here on line and to especially one in mind. Enjoy. Oh...I didn't write this, wish I would have though..... ...

Family Life

Saw this on the net and thought it was funny, hope you do also.   Married Life A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says, "I love you." He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's...