Just Ask Sooz

NO ONE UNDER 18 ADMITTED   NO ONE UNDER 18 ADMITTED Dear Sooz: I am a 26 year old woman who is a little behind the times when it comes to sex. I’m not a Nun, don’t get me wrong, but I have only been with a couple of guys and it has...

Sexy Tuesday--Restless Nights--For Becca

Night’s shadow masks the Day’s light as I rest my weary head. Visions of a summer’s day flash before my heavy eyes.   I’m reminded of picnics past, and picnics still to come. I’ engulfed by your smiling eyes, as they dance upon the corners of...

Wicked Wednesday—My First Threesome—

      No One Under 18 Admitted—Sexually Explicit—   I still remember my first threesome as if it was yesterday. It was a Friday, I had just finished work and I was ready for some release. I hadn’t had any REAL action in a couple of...

Senior's Medicine Chest

It has taken me many, many months of my retirement time, but I have just finished building my new Medicine Cabinet. I don't know about you, but I think it was well...

Just Ask Sooz

         Dear Sooz:    I need your advice. My next door neighbors who are in their 60’s are very nice people, but, they have an annoying habit. At night, they make love with their window shades up and their windows open.   I...

Wicked Wednesday--Sex, Suds, and Sooz--

  ****NO ONE UNDER 18 ADMITTED***   Nymphomania is something I have had to deal with all my life. The clinical term I’ve heard for it is hypersexual disorder. For years I thought I was merely cursed with a higher than average sex drive...

Sexy Tuesday- Poetry-

  The winds of love blow heavy upon my wanton soul. My breast fills from thy loving warmth, And my heart aches for thy embrace. Touch, a sensation which starts the bloodiest of wars, Yet, soothes the savage beast. Thy love has touched my soul...

Giggle Time--Blonds In a Biker Bar--

        An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.       He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.       After sitting there for a while, he yells to the...

Giggle Time–Naked Taxi Ride–

      A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.     The cab driver, an old gentleman, opened his ...

Just Ask Sooz

    Dear Sooz:   I’m really embarrassed to ask this question but I really need your expert opinion. Here goes, for the lack of better wording, I have the “hots” for my pool guy, (blushes).   I am a 38 year old woman who has never...

Broken Rose

Alas, one so beautiful with aromatic fragrance, Yet, deep within its roots, it cries for Natures peace. Spare me thy pain Mother Nature, let destiny take thy course. Let me wither until my pedals have closed, and my beauty turns to dust. I am but...

Giggle Time: Late night Phone Call To The Vet:

    A dog lover, whose dog was a female and “in heat’, agreed to look after her neighbor`s male dog while the neighbors were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting...