Just Ask Sooz

  Just Ask Sooz   Dear Sooz:   I live in Alaska where the man to women ratio is 8 to 1. I make you aware of this because I have lived here all my life, am 35 years of age and have never had a lasting relationship. I am reasonably...

Wicked Wednesday—The Way To A Man’s Heart—

    Contrary to popular belief, the way to a man’s heart is NOT through his stomach, it’s BANGING the living HELL out of his dick until he is too crippled to walk.   Yes…I know, this is coarse and tactless, BUT, it’s true. Men are horny...

Emptiness

  Sometimes I feel like a motherless child, Held in contempt, and discarded as a bit of flotsam in the Sea of despair. Yea, do not cry for me my wanton heart, For falling rain will not heal my tortured soul.   Fix me. Mend my...

Giggle Time–Downspout–

  An oldie but goody! My wife said “Fix that gutter downspout TODAY!” So I invited the boys over.   One brought his welding machine, one brought a pipe cutter, ...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz: My husband and I have a bet that I would like you to decide. First, let me tell you what we would each win if you will be the tie breaker for us. I would win my dream vacation to Italy that I’ve always wanted. My husband would...

Wicked Wednesday--The BIG BANG--

  SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MATERIAL--18 or Older Only Please--   Today I am going to talk about the ultimate orgasm, the Vaginal Bang. Many women have never experienced this ultimate pleasure and I am here to tell you HOW to achieve this...

A Feel Good Story--An Eagle's Kiss--

    This is the kind of story you need when it seems like the world is spiraling out of control..Not many people get a picture of this proud bird Snuggled up next to them! Freedom and Jeff   Freedom and I have been together 11 years...

Sexy Tuesday--For Becca--

                Once upon a whisper, twice upon a dream,   Your essence sings to my soul’s melody.   Wrapped in love’s arms, and ignited by lust’s passion,   I embrace your silent call upon my heart.    ...

Giggle Time--Famous Last Words--

      What does this button do?—Push me….Push me…   * It’s probably just a rash.—Or….It COULD be a fatal Venereal Disease… Better be safe than sorry…   * Are you sure the power is...

Giggle Time—-I Love My Job—-

          This is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy… Rob is a commercial saturation...

Monster Movies—SERIOUSLY???

        OK…There are thousands of monster movies out there but depending on the TYPE of movie, they all seem to have the same things in common. Let’s take some of the more common ones and explore them.     Frankenstein—One of...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: This may sound trivial but to me, it is a problem I need solved. My next door neighbor has a pet Poodle. The problem is, my neighbor works all day and leaves the dog out all the time. It barks continuously. I am retired and I have to...

Wicked Wednesday-The Fluffernutter-

****************NO ONE UNDER 18 ADMITTED****************   Today I am going to be talking about Masturbation. Yes, I know, what does a Fluffernutter have to do with Masturbation? NOTHING…I just thought the name sounds euphemistically better than...