Ten Things Women Think About

1.   Do I look FAT in these pants? If I DO…Who can I Bitch at to make me feel better about MYSELF??? 2.   Why do men always have to HINT at getting in our pants with sexual innuendos? All they really have to do is buy us dinner, take us dancing, be...

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Learning is the beginning of wealth. Learning is the beginning of health. Learning is the beginning of spirituality. Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins. Jim Rohn However...Graduating is the key that ties them all...

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All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure. ---Mark Twain---If THAT'S true, why don't they teach THAT Philosophy in school??? Damn!!!    

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  Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain   Is any FURTHER response REALLY necessry??? Just sayin'...

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    Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. ---Mark Twain--- On the otherhand, if you always do wrong, you will STILL get the same result.    

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    A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.---Mark Twain--- What idiot ever thinks up these stupid ass fucking quotes anyway??? Just askin'...  

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. (MORE)... Mark Twain This has ALWAYS worked for me!!!  Just sayin'... :)

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. (MORE)... Mark Twain DAMN IT!!! I have TOO many FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

A Letter From My Favorite Childhood Toy

On my fifth birthday I received the best present ever, my very own Cabbage Patch Doll. Mine I named Judy (Not her given name but the name I called her), she was blond and wore a yellow dress. Judy and I did everything together, had tea parties,...

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  Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you. Thomas Jefferson   Unless of course you have Amnesia... Just sayin'.   :)

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I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them. Thomas Jefferson BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too...

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When verbally assaulted by a woman who called Winston Churchhill a drunk he replied: I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. Winston Churchill Gotta LOVE a drunk who comes back with great replys....

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True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us. Socrates Thank God I have no wisdom. :)  

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An honest man is always a child. Socrates And we women have to take care of them, honest or not...Their ALL children. Just sayin'

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Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. Marilyn Monroe Anyone up for a KISS??????  

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A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. Albert Einstein Sue says: A person who never made a mistake doesn't NEED to try something new 'cause...There is NO such person.

A Night To Remember

In my business as an advertising and marketing executive, I meet a lot of celebrities. It’s quite common to hire an up and coming star to do a commercial for a nationally recognized auto maker or toothpaste company. About eight years ago, I got a...

BINGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Old people, young people, and teenagers alike love Bingo. Oh I know, (Looks around), you don’t wanna SAY you love Bingo or have anybody KNOW, BUT, the truth is, you do. Millions of people from around the world gather in small halls,...

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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln However, if you DO speak out, say it with conviction and chances Are people will believe you are correct anyway...

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He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger. CONFUCIOUS   He who NEITHER Learns NOR Thinks...These are our Politicians.... Just sayin'...

A Man's Rules

As women, we have certain guidelines we expect men to follow WITHOUT bitching about them. Here is what I got back in a response to "our" rules. Man Rules We always...

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"To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with."--Mark Twain--Usually, this is done through Alimony and Community Property.

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Kurt Vonnegut The time is HERE!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!