Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time, there were sparkles in her eyes where only tears of sorrow now reside. Once upon a time, her smile would light a room, and now, that smile has been extinguished like a candle melting on a heated urn. . Once upon a time...

75 Funny Headlines

I saw this on the internet and thought it was funny, I hope you enjoy it too.   Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike Says One arm man applauds kindness of strangers Grandmother of Eight, Makes Hole In One A-rod goes...

Questions You Always Wanted Answered

So…Today, I thought I would dip into my Magic Book of Answers and share some amazing insight regarding the questions you’ve often wondered about. Now, you may ask, “But Sue, where did you get all of these answers?” Grrrrr… I just TOLD you, weren’t you...

Sex Questionnaire *18 and Over Only*

Since most of us love to talk about relationships, love, lust, and sex, I thought just for fun I would do a sex survey. Yes, I know they have probably been done thousands of times before, but hey…They’re still FUN, and…I WANNA. So here we go. ...

What the HELL Does That Cliché Mean Anyway?

Many times when we speak to prove or illustrate a point, we use Cliches. So…What’s up with cliches anyway? Are they based on fact, or are they just something the rich people made up to confuse the HELL out of the illiterate? AND…Why are there so many...

Excuse Me, What Did You Say???

The English language with all its RULES and EXCEPTIONS is a difficult language to master. Hell…I’ve been around 38 years and I STILL can’t spell the word DECEIVE without REALLY thinking about it. That’s actually a good example of what I’m...

Sexual Appetite-Woo Hoo

Sexual appetite is something that varies among us all. I got to thinking about that as I was sitting here (half naked and horny), and decided to do some research. Take me for example, (literally and figuratively, oops….my bad), I love sex, (OK...

Coming Clean

Look...The truth is, I LOVE to write and entertain. YES, I was caught for showing an avatar ( Who I didn't even know who it WAS by the way), but OK, I admitted it, I was sorry, and now let's move on. The "Rest of the Story", as Paul Harvey would...

The Birds and the Bees

All those who are reading this right now and have heard about the birds and the bees, raise your hand. Seriously??? NO ONE!!! Well…We’re gonna fix THAT right now. First off…Where do people come off talking about sex using the birds and the bees...

He’s Gonna Do WHAT???…WHERE????

I just read a post from Monicaspeaks regarding her outing with the dentist. I would like to dedicate this post to her. It was a Wednesday I think, I woke up, Peed, ( Ah come on, who doesn’t pee when they first get up), and dragged my body...

Boxers or Briefs…Bikini, Thong, or Granny Pants

Before you start ragging on me and saying ”Sue, this subject has been done 100 times before”, let me just say SOOOOOOOOO. I like it. It makes me get all tingly just guessing what kind of underwear you guys wear. I know…I know…I’ve been called that...

The Story of the Perfect Husband

Once upon a time, in a far away land called New Jersey, there lived a man, (let’s call him Hoser), and his beautiful wife Cinderellla. Hey…It’s MY story, I’ll choose the names. I used 3 l’s here so I wouldn’t be sued for liable, so BACK off attorneys....

The Advantages Women Think Being a Man Has

Ho boy…here we go again, (looks over shoulder to see if any men are close by), just a reminder…This is ONLY my opinion, SURE, it’s CORRECT, but I just had to say it so that people wouldn’t think I’d done several hundred hours of research on this....

Ten Things Never To Say in Court

10.)   I didn’t DO it your honor---          They don’t CARE…You’re in court for God’s sake, they already         BELIEVE you’re GUILTY…Otherwise, WHY would you be there? 9.)    You’re an ASSHOLE---        Depending WHO you are...

Why You Shouldn't Give Marriage Advice

I am NOT a Marriage counselor and I wanna say that before I continue. So WHY then do I continue to do it? I mean…LOOK at me, I am a SINGLE 38 year old woman without a significant other to go to bed with every night, (Do I look too desperate here?). Do...

Wedding Etiquette For the Single Girl

A couple of months ago, I was invited to one of my girlfriends wedding. She asked me to be in her wedding as one of her bridesmaids. Now I love her like a cousin, (oh wait…She IS one of my cousins), but, I have never BEEN a bridesmaid before, and knew...

Sue For President…She’s Your Gal

OK…It’s  time people…Time to have a woman President. Now…Don’t get me wrong, I’m NOT politically minded nor do I even LIKE politics, it’s just that I feel that women should have their due. Men have been President in this country for over 200...

Things Men Lie About

A few days ago, I wrote a post on What Women Lie About. Since turn about is fair play, today, I thought I would share What Men Lie About. Ho boy…OK here goes…EVERYTHING!!! Thank you… good night…I’ll be here all week. Seriously though, (Not...