Wandering Thoughts

Time flies like the wings of a Hummingbird, fast and yet still in one dimension,one mind. Fleeting is the love that we make, acquired, yet always sifting like sand through an hourglass. Why can we learn NOT from past transgressions, but turn...

Sue's Quotes

The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence. Confucius AND..The road to over achieving and financial ruin...NAH!!! Just kidding!!! Hehehehe.

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I've never dropped anyone I believed in. Marilyn Monroe  *Me* on the other hand... I'm *STILL* single and *STILL* lookin'. Just sayin'!!!

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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings Well,,,,Except maybe your Mistress!!! Just Sayin!!!  :)

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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it. Lyndon B. Johnson Bear in mind TWO things however here people...   1. He NEVER WAS...

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A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. Ayn Rand However...A fierce COMPETITOR says FUCK Ayn Rand... Step OVER the asshole if need be...Winning is EVERYTHING!!!

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To Err is Human; To Forgive, Devine. Alexander Pope So I say, get some real SWEET Revenge...THEN...Forgive them, AND yourself!!!

Giggle Time

Thought you folks might enjoy this one!!!     Three rednecks were working up on a   ...

Hangovers And Cures For Dummies

Hi there. Hey, It's Saturday and I am REALLY hungover!!! Considering that, and the fact that I have NO creative brain cell WORKING at this time, I've decided to re-release a former blog that is apropos for THIS occacion. ENJOY!!! First, you need a...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I have a problem I hope you can help me with. Every time my boyfriend and I make love, he HUMS Yankee Doodle. It was OK the FIRST 100 times, but NOW it’s getting VERY annoying. I love my boyfriend and would HATE to hurt his feelings. What...

Sex In The Olympics

The Olympics has been around for ohhhh I don’t know, since the FIRST Chicken crossed the road I think. In ALL those years, WHY haven’t they added SEX as an Olympic sport? I mean think about it, it’s competitive, physical, and Hell it’s even RATED so...

The Masturbation Proclamation

           Don’t spank me or I’ll GRAB Mr. Happy Recently I read a funny article on Spanking the Monkey or Male Masturbation. It made me wonder about this often considered TABOO subject.  Now, for those of you who know me, you KNOW there is NO...

Sex and The Single Gal

Today I want to talk bout what’s near and dear to all of us…SEX. Being single in today’s fast paced world is definitely NOT easy. Getting LAID is NOT as esy as everyone assumes by watching TV. Let’s face it, EVERYBODY on TV is getting it,...

Mars and Venus for Dummies

The book “Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus” is a funny book describing the differences on how men and women think. I’ve read this book SEVERAL times now trying to figure out what the HELL Men REALLY mean when they say things. To date, I have...

Funny Sounding Foods

Many times when we’re hungry we just pop something in our mouths without really thinking about the NAMES of the foods. The following list are REAL foods in different parts of the world that SOUND Like Dirty words. * Spotted Dick---No, this isn’t...

Sues Quotes

A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. Oscar Wilde Thats true...Problem is...I usually SEE the dawn in Double vision.  :)

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I am so distraught, my boyfriend and I were making love last night and, well, his “Flagpole” wouldn’t “Stand at Attention”.  I LOVE sex and am very concerned. What shall I do? Hot to Trot Dear Hot to Trot: First off, if you used...

Drunk Texting

For those of you who may NOT know, I’ve been off for quite a while with a broken ankle. By the way, I HEARD that comment about “She’s OFF ALRIGHT…” Anyway, my point is, there really hasn’t been much for me to do lately except watch TV and Drink. Now...

Phrases that Drive me Nuts

 “Have a Nice Day.” These four words drive me crazy. How many times have you said these same words? Now…Let me ask you something, did you mean them? OF COURSE NOT, it’s just something we say as we’re about to say good bye to someone. My question...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I went to a wedding recently, got very DRUNK and showed off my breasts. I was told the next day that I also danced half naked on one of the reception tables and proceeded to fall into the Wedding Cake.                                ...

Good Twin VS Evil Twin

 I believe that EACH of us we has two different personalities, a GOOD, and an Evil side. Now, am I saying that we all sufferer from Dissociate Identity Disorder(Split Personalities), well in a way yes. Think about it, sometimes we have our halos on...

Astrology for Dummy’s

Astrology of course comes from the Greek word (Ast??st??) meaning “How the FUCK should I Know…I’m not GREEK.” To ME it sounds more like either the study of Asteroids, (ASTR and then OLOGY), OR, The study of the Jetson’s dog ASTRO. Personally, I like...

PC…WHAT???

Today, let’s talk about being Politically Correct, or as it is known today…PC. What ever happened to the “OLD” English language we grew up with and KNEW so well? Making LOVE is know known as AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What was WRONG with what we...