Is That a Pink Elephant?

I’m doing something now I’ve never done before, I’m writing a post while Hammered. YUP, that’s right, I am totally out of it. I went out last night with my girlfriends and they got me drunk as a skunk, I couldn’t even walk without help. They...

What IS Ladylike Behavior Anyway???

Ever since I was a child I would hear people telling me, "Sue, be more ladylike”. I was always a Tom boy and I guess my proclivity for climbing trees (which I still like to do), SERIOUSLY, and my Dennis the Menace attitude have always been my ladylike...

The Answers to the Meaning of Life

Before I begin, just let me say that I don’t have ALL the answers, just the most important ones. Yes I know, you thought that I was going to go on and on and spill ALL the answers so I could make your stay here pretty easy right? BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!...

The Challenge

Silence gripped the night like a stone being skipped on the river of a quiet moonlight. The Earth was silent once again, and the explosions from the nuclear blasts, for now, had ended. A bomb shelter he thought, yes,a bomb shelter, he had planned...

There’s a Hair In My Eggs

I went out to breakfast this morning ‘cause I didn’t feel like cooking after partying all night. I NEEDED some major alcohol sponging food, so I decided to order Eggs Benedict with some rye toast as an extra alcohol absorbing entity. I was...

A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk To--#11

 Dear Daddy: I sit here all alone and wonder if I should write this letter and bear the agonizing  pain once again?  There are soooo many questions I want to ask you Daddy, so many things I didn’t understand as a child that I believe now, if I...

I.R.S. (Intentional RIPOFF Society)

So…Guess what I got in the mail a few days ago? No…Not the 250,000 dollars I was promised by a man living in Nigeria for winning a lottery I entered 7 years ago,(all I need by the way is another 10 grand to pay the taxes on the money and they will...

Someone You Wish You Could Meet-- #9 In the Series

Dear John: ( I know right?) I have revered you for many years now, you exude such a powerful presence. That strong jaw line, your beautiful head of hair, Hell, I even adored your accent. You were always a fighter for truth, and paid attention...

Interesting Questions

A friend just sent me these from the internet and I thought you might like them too. Remember...DON'T read the answer to the first question BEFORE answering the others first. Enjoy!!! ...

My favorite Internet Friend--Letter #8

Yes Sis…Of course it’s YOU. You have been there since I first signed on, you took me by the hand, and welcomed me with open arms. You didn’t know me from Adam but it didn’t matter, you encouraged me, and helped me feel less shy each time I wrote. ...

Letter to My Crush #7 In the Series

Dear Tom: You were the love of my life, the air that I breathed, the wind beneath my wings. I adored your smile, the way you had that cocky arrogance about you and even though you were every woman's idol, I KNEW you were mine. You danced like a...

Letter to a Stranger...Day 6

I'm doing a letter program inspired by wonderless, I thought it would be a wonderful way to show some creativity other than just humor.   Dear Stranger: Even though we have never met, I feel as though we share a kindred spirit between us, a...

Is That a Pizza In Your Pocket?

I was at the grocery store the other day when I spotted something that I thought was unusual. In the cereal isle, I saw a man,(nicely dressed), in a sport coat which looked like he had a piece of Pizza in a zip lock bag, IN his pocket. ...

The Trouble with Trolls

I’ve been reading a lot of posts here recently, just trying to steal (Oops…I mean enhance my idea pool), so I can write another post. I have noticed two things from my readings. 1. The more controversial the subject matter, the more the...

Hide and Go Seek Socks

Wash day…Yup…You know what THAT means, it’s time to play hide and go seek with the socks. I’ve been doing my own wash for a longtime and I STILL get frustrated when the socks don’t match up. If I live to be 100, I’ll NEVER understand where the...

Dear Daddy

Dear Daddy I am writing you this letter today because I need some absolution and hopefully some closure for my suffering soul. I have been harboring ill feelings towards both you and mommy now for many years, and it’s time I put aside those...

Flossing: How the HELL Can I Get That String in There?

How many of you out there floss? SERIOUSLY??? Well let me just give you a little statistic…73% of all Americans would rather go grocery shopping than floss their teeth. Yup…It’s true, and how many of us just LOVE to grocery shop, Nuff Said? ...

Life’s Embarrassing Moments

Aaaaaa Choooo, Hiccup, Hiccup, Hiccup, Buuuuuuuurp, and “Swowww me the way ta go home, HIC, (getting drunk)”… These indeed can be some of our most embarrassing moments. I’m sure we’ve ALL done at least one of these at one time or another, it’s just...