Sue's Quotes

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.   Henny Youngman  I AGREE 100%....Just Sayin!!!

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: Why is it that once I got married, all of my Ex. Girlfriends wanna get back in touch with me? They keep trying to CONSTANTLY friend me on Facebook. I can’t  add them on to my account as my wife will find out and think I’m Cheating on...

Halloween Humor

OK…I’m gonna break down and write something about Halloween. I mean after all…Besides St. Patrick’s Day, it IS my favorite holiday. Who can guess why it’s my second favorite holiday? Seriously??? No one wants to guess??? OK, I’ll tell ya why. I can...

Three Wishes

      Once upon a time, in a far away village in Transylvania, There lived a beautiful shepherd girl, and her name was Mergatroid. Let’s just call her Sooz for short. She was a beautiful girl with flowing red hair and ginger...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz:  My girlfriend and I have a disagreement when we make love. SHE always wants the light OFF and I always want it on. What would you suggest we do to come to some kind of agreement on this issue? In The Dark Dear In The Dark...

Giggle Time

The happiest people don't have the "Best of everything ", They just "Make the Best of Everything" ...           David Lettermans Top 10 Reasons why...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: My boyfriend has always wanted to have a threesome. He keeps nagging and nagging me about it. I TOLD him that the only way I would do it is if he brought a blow up doll to bed with us. Am I CRAZY for even suggesting this AND if he DOES,...

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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein     If you DO...You're probably DEAD!!! Just Sayin'...

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others WHENEVER they go. Oscar Wilde I was his INSPIRATION on this quote. Hehehehe...    

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When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you. Friedrich Nietzsche Seriously??? Is that the BEST you've Got??? AND...What the Hell does the abyss SEE when it looks into you. Does it run your financials or your cell phone bill?...

List Time

For those of you who know me, you probably know at least 2 things I’m addicted to. Well…Counting the Internet and certainly with Chocolate, maybe 4 things. The first thing of course is Vodka. Although ADDICTION may be a bit strong. I prefer to...

I Have GUNK Stuck In My Teeth

So…How many times has THIS happened to you? You are perfectly happy eating a Peanut Butter and Salami Sandwich with Hot peppers and mustard, when ALL of a sudden, you get a piece of Salami stuck SOMEWHERE in between one of your teeth. You cry out,...

Giggle Time

For those of you who remember the TV game show Hollywood Squares, these were some of the funniest responses made by the stars. A friend of mine sent me this and I started cracking up. Hope you like it too!!! ...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I’m kinda embarrassed to write this but I thought maybe you could help. My boyfriend and I both weigh in excess of 450 lbs and it has become increasingly DIFFICULT to have belly to belly sex recently. What can we do to enhance our ONCE hot...

I’m Baaaack

For those of you who (On the OFF chance) may not know, I have been off work several weeks now with a broken ankle. Tuesday, I went back to work. Now, I have been away from this fast paced, hurry up and decide kind of life now since July, and I...

A Day In The Lives Of Mr. Happy And Fuzzy Garden

Cast Of Characters: The Penis-Played by Mr. Happy The Va Jay Jay-Played by Miss Fuzzy Garden The Fingers-Played by Mr. and Miss Nimble Sticks The Tongue-Played by Mr. and Miss Pleasure Stick The Mouth-Played by Mr. and Miss Mou Mou Dildo-Played by...

FIVE RULES FOR WOMEN TO INSURE A HAPPY LIFE

  1. Have a Man who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. Have a Man who can make you laugh. 3. Have a Man who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. Have a Man who is good in bed, and...

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein   Ahhhhhhh.... THAT explains it!!!!! :)

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Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. William Shakespeare   I wonder if having greatness THRUST upon you HURTS ???

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To live is to suffer, to survive is to find some meaning in the suffering. Friedrich Nietzsche I find that the meaning is usually VODKA...Thank GOODNESS for suffering...

Politics Schmalitics

So…I just thought I would throw MY two cents into the political arena. OK…We have TWO cute guys running this year so it’s gonna be REAL hard to decide WHO to vote for in the Election. That IS this year RIGHT??? I watched the debate the other night...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: Crazy thing here. When I was engaged I was a total horn dog. I was trying to "live up" before I got tied down. I liked to take teaser pictures, flirt endlessly till they wanted it and I would push away or throw my ring and giggle. Cruel...

Does The Weather Effect Your Sex Life

Nope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There, now that THAT’S outta the way, lets get to what I REALLY wanted to talk about…ORGASMIC DYSFUNCTION. Now…for a man, this problem is technically known as Floppy Dick Syndrome. For a woman it’s called…...