The Viper

Oh colorless viper, sing to me thy sweet yet potent song. Let me drink thy delicate poison, inhale thy scent, and fill my senses with increased passion. I am yours my friend, soon shall I succumb to thy wielding power. Tease me into...

ME Behaving Badly???

Oh boy… I can HEAR the gears in your mind turning now…“What in the name of everything SACRED is SHE gonna write about now?” “I mean, what is there left for her to SAY right?" Well, how about this…NAKED pictures of ME. Yup…You read it right,...

Words That Are Hard to Say When You're Drunk.

Yes…I admit it, I have been DRUNK a few times in my life, (Daily), and I thought it might just be fun to pass on a few words that are VERY difficult to say when inebriated. Constantinople--- Hell…I can’t even say this word SOBER, how the...

A Lonely Night

Moonless nights of dark shadowed dreams fill the void of a lonely mind, hungering, for life’s acceptance. Lonely is the tree, devoid of her leaves, wishing for a return to happier times in Summers glory. Whispering is the wind, spinning...

Naughty Things You can say At Thanksgiving Follow up

OK...Monicaspeaks had a blog about this which I thought was very funny so I'm doing a follow up to this, "Why", you ask, "cause I CAN, that's why. The following were the points brought up and I would like to add just a little something extra here for...

Thanksgiving…The REAL Story

Tomorrow, (If you’re reading this on Wednesday), is Thanksgiving, a day for stuffing our faces, drinking till we puke , Oh yeah, and of course being thankful that we CAN eat and drink till we puke. I thought that today I would take you back to...

How To Cheat At Monopoly

Bwahahhhhhaha….There are several ways to cheat at Monopoly. OK…two things first, One, I love the game Monopoly, second, I do NOT like to lose…AT ANYTHING!!! Have I, sure who hasn’t, BUT, when I play, I play to WIN. To ME, it’s like real life, if I...

Ten ways to Tell if Your Boyfriend is Cheating

Sorry folks, it’s a fact of life, sometimes the people we think are squeaky clean, the ones we trust the most, just aren’t. Her are ten ways to tell if they are cheating on you. 10.)   You’re a Brunette and you find Blond pubic hair in your...

How to Survive a Blind Date

Once upon a time, a long time ago, I ACTUALLY had a date. Seriously…An honest to God dress up with pretty undies on date, hey, ya never know right? What…You find that unbelievable? Well…OK, it WAS a blind date, and NO…Before you ask, he didn’t wear...

How To Give Your Dog or Cat a Pill

Trying to give your dog or cat a pill is like trying to get a 100 year old man’s penis hard. Sorry…The devil made me type that…REALLY!!!. Damn…Now I lost my train of thought, Oh yeah, giving dogs or cats pills. This subject has been widely...

What Cartoon Character Are You?

Believe or not, someone once asked me this during a job interview. Seriously, I thought, what CARTOON CHARACTER am I???  I mean I’ve been asked where do you see yourself in ten years, or, what is your greatest ambition, but , THIS was a first. I...

What The Hell is The Media Doing?

I just read a post by Timholzbaur regarding Sasha Grey and it just infuriated me. I’m NOT one who gets infuriated easily, but, this story just threw me off the edge. He wrote that Sasha Grey, who involved with the Read Across America Program,...

Men, Women, and PORN!!

Note: First of all, this IS about porn, However, I want you to read or Not read this piece based on my writing, not just the Title. That being said, this is about how Men and Women view porn. Before I start, since this is a PG site, let me...

OMG! Have We Landed Yet?

I am responding to a blog that Janelle_Leigh inspired about airplane travel. Janelle, first of all, I don’t believe airplanes really CAN fly. OK…OK…I will admit that it APPEARS that they can, but, in all seriousness, those suckers are freakin’ HEAVY....

“Fare Well”

This was a sort of scribbles challenge offered up by Monkyman. You had to use the word Fare Well in your piece, either as a story, poem, etc, here is MY attempt.   Fare well to thee my loving heart, my sorrow knows no depth. Fare well to...

Nipples, A Woman’s BEST Bargaining Tool

Before I go any further, let me just say that YES, I AM going to be talking about our Nipples. I just LOVE saying that word…NIPPPPPLLLLES. Odd isn’t it how some folks shudder at that word? I never could figure out WHY, I mean we ALL have them, men AND...

Brlracincwgrl's List

  Some of you who know me realize that I have just returned from list REHAB. Now, the temptation is back and I just can't seem to help myself... Sooo, I am giving IN to this horrible addiction. Fill in the Blank Friday list: 1. The...

Somethins’ Stuck In Ma Teeth

Has this ever happened to you ladies, you’re out at a restaurant with your significant other, beautifully dressed, engaged in sparkling conversation, (What the Hell IS “SPARKLING” conversation anyway), and you get something STUCK in your teeth....

Once Upon a Winters Night

Once upon a winters night, I watched you from afar. So beautiful, so full of life, I wished upon a star. To hold you in my arms so close, to feel your burning fire, A kiss was wished upon your lips, to fill  my lusts desire. Your...

Sexy Tuesday--The Phantom Lover

It was hot in here, Maggie thought, as she put her dishes in the sink and headed off to work. She was sad today, it was their one year wedding anniversary, yet, he was not going to be there with her to celebrate,  a plane crash flying back ended that...