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Dear Sooz: I have an age old problem I would like to discuss with you. Every time I go into the bathroom to pee, the toilet seat is ALWAYS left up. The problem is, the toilet has pee on it which I have to clean BEFORE I sit. I have tried and...

Giggle Time

I just received this and thought it was cool so I thought I'd pass it along to those who haven't seen this. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?feature=player_embedded&v=341rybZ42vA Enjoy...

Giggle Time

Math Problem   John as 32 candy bars and he eats 28. What does he have now? Answer: Diabetes  

Christmas Spirit and Spirits

Yesterday I finally decided it was time to put up all my Christmas lights for the holiday. I have several different arrays I use for the house’s outside and then another set for the inside. Now remember, I am going to be 41 so I have lights that...

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Senior pick-up line A rather elderly gentleman (mid-eighties) walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He is very well-dressed, smelling slightly of an expensive after-shave, hair well-groomed, great-looking suit, flower in his lapel. ...

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      Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are...

Christmas Season Madness

      Raise your hand if you’re going Christmas shopping this year. Hmmm, looks like quite a few of you are. Isn’t Christmas supposed to be a PEACEFUL and LOVING time of year, you know, the joys of the Season, Peace to all and Good Will to...

Unusual Christmas Gifts

Christmas time is gift giving time. It’s the time of year where you are looking for just the right gift to give to Uncle Bart or Aunt Fee Fee. You’ve searched and searched and still no creative ideas. What do you do? Well, worry no more. Here are...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: I need your help. My boyfriend has a very annoying habit. Every time after he eats he purposely Belches as loud as he can. He believes this is funny and continues this disgusting behavior even though I have told him I find it childish....

Gifts For The People You Can’t Stand

Since this is my one hundredth post, I thought and thought about what to write that would be REALLY funny and finally, I came up with THIS idea. With the Holiday Season coming up I thought about gift giving. We all love receiving gifts, we tell...

Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz: My boyfriend and I have a great Sex life UNLESS he has been drinking. It seems like when drunk, there is NOTHING I can do to well, WAKE UP Mr. Happy. I love my boyfriend and don’t want him to think I’m a NAG, but, I just want him to “get...

I Should Have Called A Repairman

I thought I would share this with all of you do it your selfers out there. My dishwasher wasn’t cleaning very well so instead of calling a repairman, I got out my handy dandy “Fix It All Book“. For those of you who MIGHT be wondering why I just...

Giggle Time

   There was a Scottish painter named Smokey MacGregor who was very  interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned  down his paint to make it go a wee bit further.   As it happened, he got away with this...

Can Cauliflower Be Funny

  I just got through reading an article in ladyornot.com and Becca, the sites owner, was challenged to write something FUNNY about Cauliflower. She didn’t. Was it because there is NOTHING funny about Cauliflower? Perhaps…But, I decided I would...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz,   My partner had a sex dream about another woman and thinks she may have Bi-Tendencies.  How do I take full advantage of this moment?   Threesome wanted   Dear Threesome:   All women have at one time or...

Dear Bullies

Bulling is such a cruel and demoralizing thing. It should be stopped at any cost...Great thoughts Pepper...

Sues Quotes

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. Oscar Wilde Oh thank GOD!!! Wipes Brow...

Sue's Quotes

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. Albert Schweitzer Now...All I need is the bad memory...Guess I just need to drink more. :)

Sue's Sayings

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. Mark Twain That's what "I" do...Just sayin'. :)

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz:   My boyfriend and I have a great sex life, the only problem is, when he starts “massaging” me in my Netherland area, I uncontrollably pass the gas station. This doesn’t seem to bother HIM, BUT, it’s VERY embarrassing for ME....

I'll Be Back

I've been REALLY busy with work this week so I haven't been on...BUT....I will be shortly once again. Can't keep a good internet junkie DOWN!!! Love to all... Sooz