Chances Are, He’s Just Not That Into You

  For many women, we do whatever we can to catch a guy we like and then keep him. Guys…If this sounds a little like HUNTING, it is. We stalk our prey; “accidentally” meet up with you at some bar or other event, dazzle you with our feminine...

Planning the New Year’s Eve Party

      I know what you’re gonna say…Acohol…NOPE…I was gonna say CONDOMS for when the alcohol takes effect. Hehehehe. Of COURSE you need alcohol silly, but you also need some OTHER things too.   How about some Pizza and wings? It just...

Just Ask Sooz

    Dear Sooz: I am a 30 Year old homemaker with an unusual problem. I LOVE to Vacuum. That’s right, you heard me right, I LOVE to vacuum. I get up in the morning, have my morning coffee, and then start vacuuming away like crazy. After lunch...

This New Year's I Promise That...

I will stop drinking…At LEAST for 24 hrs. Okay…I better revise that because that is WAAAAY to long…How about between 3 Am and 6 AM. Yeah… THAT I can definitely do. I will be kinder to my fellow man…Just so long as I don’t keep getting HIT on by...

Returned Gifts

    Okay…Xmas is over and now we get back to the REALLY important things of the season, returning our gifts. If you’re like ME, you get tons of gifts that you hump back to the stores the very next day. I mean what are you gonna Do with THREE...

Sneakers…Are You Kidding Me

  I asked my Aunts son what he wanted for Christmas and he advised me that he would LOVE a pair of Designer Sneakers. He said he had always dreamed of owning a pair of Alexander McQueen Navy Blue Scalloped Leather Toed beauties. Now bear in mind...

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays To All

This is a special time of year for me and yet also lonely. As many of you know, I have never married, do not have a family of my own, and am an only child. Yes, I will spend it with my Aunt and her family, yet I also feel like my internet friends...

Just Ask Sooz

    Dear Sooz:   My husband is bald and wears a toupee. The problem is,  it is a very bad rug. When we are out, people stare and laugh at him. I feel bad for him and have told him that he ought to get a better piece.    Seriously,...

Santa’s Yearly Christmas Letter

  Hi there, St. Nick here, just wanted to let you all know what’s been happening at the North Pole this year.  First off, let me just say that this year, Rudolph will be retiring. His liver is getting worse from all the booze he’s been swiggin’...

Giggle Time Video

      If you need a laugh today, this should take care of it and if it doesn’t, nothing will. BRAIN FART   Until Later...

Giggle Time

  It took me all weekend, but I finally got my tree up!         ...

How To Cheat At Poker

  OK…I know what you’re thinking, “Sue, what a terrible topic to write about; why would ANYONE wanna cheat at poker?” To that I say DUH…To WIN of course. Remember one thing, in order to succeed, not EVERYTHING in life is above board and all...

Just Ask Sooz

  Dear Sooz: I’m a little embarrassed to write about this but I need your advice. Every year I go and have a breast exam and it has always been done by females. Last week when I went to be examined, a male nurse was sent in to give me the...

Giggle Time---I Couldn't Resist

Someone just sent this to me and I just had to pass it along. FUNNY!!!   Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed...

The Art of Getting What You Want

Everyone WANTS to get what he/she wants…ALL the time. Oh come on, I know what you’re thinking, “I don’t have to get my way ALL the time Sue.” To that I say “Poppycock”, we’re Human. We want to have what we want, AND what we think we CAN’T have.  ...

The Night Before Christmas Parody

  Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring except for a couple of rats in my walls and the bat which came down my chimney. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, but NOT carefully...

Sue's Quotes

There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting. Buddha God knows I ALWAYS go all the way...Oh wait, wrong context...Oops....:)

Sue's Quotes

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. H. G. Wells The problem is...catastrophe is winning.  

Sue's Quotes

Advertising is legalized lying. H. G. Wells I wonder if I have to confess that when I go to confession??? Just sayin'.

Why Do Men Hardly Ever Talk to Us

  This has always been a mystery for me. While I’m sure there are some men out there who could talk a blue streak, (Whatever the Hell that means), MOST guys will limit their conversations to ONE sentence answers or less. Seriously…It’s like they...