A Thanksgiving to Remember

Thanksgiving is a day of solemn thankfulness, and of course a hearty bounty of food and drink. Oh, I’m sorry, I forgot the football game, a time honored tradition from when the Indians would visit the Pilgrims, and eat, drink, and watch football.

This year, we can offer up a special thanks to our newly elected President, Donald Clinton, Trump. Ah, what a festive time it will be at the White House, packing up all the good silverware into your valise, taking a festive trinket or two like the nuclear football, and of course eating their last Thanksgiving meal in the White House.

Grits and collard greens, a turkey stuffed with chitlans and cornbread, and of course Ham hock pie, Mmmmmmm. Makes your mouth just water, doesn’t it?

Of course, after a filling dinner, what could be better than to have the TV on, watching the Lions play, while Michelle gets you beer and chips at your beckon call? Yup, it’ll be hard giving up the Presidency.

Donald, of course, will be too busy to enjoy the festivities as he has to learn how to build a wall, become a Ninja so he can sneak in and out of black neighborhoods to see where the need for extra police are needed, and of course rounding up all the illegal immigrants that haven’t been found yet.

You and I can just sit back, relax, have a beer or your favorite cocktail and just enjoy the day. Thank you Indians for teaching us white men how to cook such delicious meals.

God Bless you All…

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Comments (23)

  1. noahbody

    I’m on vacation so you can bet I’ll be relaxing.

    November 17, 2016
    1. dreamshadow59

      As it SHOULD be….

      November 18, 2016
      1. noahbody

        yes

        November 18, 2016
  2. dreamshadow59

    I’m glad, you can use it…

    November 17, 2016
  3. cjb321

    Not cooking. Going out with my honey!!!!

    November 17, 2016
    1. dreamshadow59

      Sounds like a great plan…..

      November 18, 2016
  4. wirelessguru1

    He already knows how to build walls and other shit!

    November 17, 2016
    1. scarletts_letters

      Aww no one but you posting in your new blog, need to come get some attention?

      November 18, 2016
      1. dreamshadow59

        Indeed!!!

        November 18, 2016
        1. wirelessguru1

          FU!!!

          November 18, 2016
      2. wirelessguru1

        Well bitch, it is My blog and not for you to post.

        November 18, 2016
      3. wirelessguru1

        BTW bitch, how does it feel being a loser (promoting The Devil and then losing)?

        November 18, 2016
    2. dreamshadow59

      Oh, good….

      November 18, 2016
  5. Munkyman

    Washington V New England, should be the Thanksgiving Day match-up.
    “Grits and collard greens, a turkey stuffed with chitlans and cornbread, and of course Ham hock pie, Mmmmmmm. Makes your mouth just water, doesn’t it?” I am sincerely offended by that regionalist slur. While we make use of all of those things we do not stuff anything with chitterlings, you stuff the chitterling with sausage sometimes, but generally you just pick them clean & boil them til people two miles away wanna puke. It is pecan pie with a nice bourbon custard. The ham hock is for the collard greens which we don’t generally serve at Thanksgiving, we eat green beans like everyone else.

    November 18, 2016
    1. dreamshadow59

      Just a humor piece Munk, calm down….

      November 18, 2016
      1. Munkyman

        November 18, 2016
        1. dreamshadow59

          November 18, 2016
          1. Munkyman

            now we can talk about deep fried turkeys.

            November 18, 2016
            1. dreamshadow59

              Indeed…Yummy!!!

              November 19, 2016
  6. WalkinOnSunshine

    Me and 9 others are eating out this Thanksgiving, no cooking, yAy!

    November 18, 2016
    1. dreamshadow59

      YAY!!!!!!

      November 18, 2016
  7. scarletts_letters

    I’d like to have that here it’s a lovely tradition, enjoy.

    November 18, 2016
    1. wirelessguru1

      Bitch, what you need there is something up yours!!!

      November 18, 2016