Bank Robber Runs Naked Through Streets

 

BANK ROBBER RUNS NAKED THROUGH STREETS

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A bank Robber who robbed a Regent Bank in Ft. Lauderdale today was seen running down several blocks totally naked. A dye pack an employee stashed in the stolen money exploded, and the man quickly discarded his clothes as not to be mistaken for a Pink Smurf.

Several passers by exclaimed that, “There really wasn’t much to LOOK at”, as the man dropped 100 and 50 dollar bills out of his ass as he ran. After his capture, he was asked,” Why he did it”, he said, “ He thought it would be a funny way to start his comedy career.” Authorities agreed unfortunately, it will be…15-20 years from now.

The Take Away:

Just a thought from the peanut gallery, next time, use a getaway car. Hopefully, you are a DAMN FUNNY guy now that you are going to prison. You will NEED all the laughs you can get.

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Comments (12)

  1. cjb321

    hahahaha

    September 13, 2017
  2. wirelessguru1

    It is not wise for him to run around naked in prison!

    September 13, 2017
  3. SEC

    not exactly the way to be inconspicuous

    September 13, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Indeed!!!

      September 14, 2017
  4. rebecca2013

    hahahahahahahaha

    September 13, 2017
  5. smitty45

    There is no excuse for stupid hahahahaha

    September 14, 2017
  6. dreamshadow59

    Indeed!!!

    September 14, 2017
  7. nico44l

    Damn…where did your sexy blogs go?, I see, you finally got in menopause and decided to buy some cats and blog out of boredom . Well done!

    September 14, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Join me on wordpress.com @dreamshadow59 and you will see…

      September 14, 2017
  8. Bettymom

    I can just imagine myself doing the same thing – dye pack and all!

    September 16, 2017
  9. briton

    Was he yelling this is a stick up?

    September 17, 2017
  10. briton

    Or a cock up?

    September 17, 2017