Do You Really Wish You Were an Oscar Meyer Wiener


For years, some little kid has come on TV, and has sung the song, He Wished He Was An Oscar Mayer Wiener. My question…WHY??? Let’s be real here people, why would anyone want to give up being a Human Being to be a HOT DOG?

Sure, I know at FIRST it might be tempting, but then you have to ask yourselves, if I WERE a hot dog, someone would eat you and then Puffffff, your live is KAPUT. Just think about THAT little Mikey , no more skateboarding, pulling girls hair, or even EATING your OWN hot dog. Just 3 or 4 bites and Good Bye Mikey.

Not only THAT, just LOOK and see what’s IN a hot dog:

Turkey by products

Chicken stuff

Pork Stuff


Salt, ohhh yeah, LOTS of salt

Potassium Lactate

Sodium Phosphates

Sodium Diacetate

Sodium Erythorbate


Sodium Nitrate—Yummy

Now, don’t these sound yummy??? So WHY would you wanna BE a Hot Dog????

Was the MONEY really worth it kid, or did you get your wish, and turn INTO an Oscr Meyer Wiener? Hell, I HOPE not, I may have just EATEN poor Mikey at the game on the 4TH.

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Comments (11)

  1. Bettymom

    Yeah, I never quite understood that, either. It’s like people saying they wish they could be a dog because dogs live such an easy life. No, they don’t! And chances are you’d end up as road kill.

    July 08, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59


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  2. roe

    All I can add is thatThere are weiners and losers in this world…thats life

    July 08, 2017
  3. Munkyman

    The idea was that the kid wanted to be an O S C A R M E Y E R weiner because everyone loves an Oscar Meyer weiner.
    Me I wouldn’t even want to be a Coney Island foot long.

    July 08, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehe, me either!

      July 08, 2017
  4. noahbody


    July 08, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59


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  5. smitty45

    July 08, 2017
  6. smitty45

    ah well,,, no more posting vids I guess.

    July 08, 2017
  7. smitty45

    Take that Oscar Mayer Wiener dip it in,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, corn meal dough and deep fry the sum biatch,, me likes corndogs haha

    July 08, 2017
  8. dreamshadow59

    Mmmmmm, yummy!!!

    July 08, 2017