From The Apples Point of View

 

 

Hi there, I’m an apple. Yup you heard me just fine; I’m an apple sitting on the grocery store’s display. Today I’m going to give you folks a look at MY day here in the store.

 

Don’t get me wrong, the stores OK I guess, although I would MUCH rather be back on my nice cozy tree suckin’ up sunshine. Here in the store, the stock boys wake our asses up waaaaaaaaaaaay to early.

 

 Every morning they come by and with their freezin’ cold hands, cold as a witch’s tit, they pick us up, and stack us to look real purdy for our customers. Sometimes, they even spray a little water on us to shine us up better. I gotta tell ya, taking a shower like that in front of several of the OTHER apples is real embarrassin’.

 

The next part is tough…The Waitin’. Look, we all know that were gonna be eaten or used in cookin’, we’ve all come to terms with that, it’s just that it doesn’t make it any easier for us to accept. It’s like a man in jail waitin’ to be hanged or somethin’.

 

Anyway, the only GOOD thing about this day is sizin’ up all the customers that come by. Did you know that most people will pick up bananas or oranges before they even give US a look? That’s disheartening. I mean come ON people…WE’RE fruit too!!! Gheese…

 

People are weird looking things, some have big BUMPS in their chest and long hair while OTHERS have deep voices and hair on their face, I guess people call them beards. Personally, I like the ones who have what I think people call boobs, yeah…Their Niccccccccccce lookin’.

 

Usually, this group FEELS me up a lot to see just how plump and delicious I am. I Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike that!!! The guys of the specious are usually more harsh and just pick me up and THROW me into the cart.

 

Of course from there you KNOW what happens, I get eaten or cooked. Alas…The life of an apple. Well, it was good getting’ to know you folks and I’ll be seein’ ya in the stores…OR…on your plate…Hehehehe…

 

Until Later…

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Comments (38)

  1. briton

    Taking a shower could indeed be risky.After all,apples are all fruits!

    February 27, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Indeed….Hehe…

      February 27, 2014
  2. briton

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away
    An onion a day keeps everybody away.

    February 27, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Sometime that is indeed true…

      February 27, 2014
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  3. noahbody

    LOL! Totally, awesomely imaginative!

    February 27, 2014
  4. MindLint

    Life could be worse. You could be a banana. We are shipped green, put in the store warehouse until we are almost yellow and then shipped again to the stores when we are almost yellow. THEN we sit on a warm shelf and turn slowly brown until we are put in the MARK DOWN basket. Well you know what happens then, it is the garbage can for sure. I mean how would you like to be picked from a warm tree in South America and make the trip up here only to end up in a dump. Grrrrr…

    February 27, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Man….I’m sooooooooo glad I’m not a banana…Hehehehehehe…..

      February 28, 2014
      1. briton

        But some would say you are bananas!

        March 01, 2014
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  5. rebecca2013

    well since you repeated it…. I guess you are glad you are not a banana heheheheheheheheheh

    February 28, 2014
    1. MindLint

      LOL, she is glad 3 times, LOL

      February 28, 2014
  6. dreamshadow59

    Hehehehehe….Yup…Bananas just WON’T do….Hehehehehe….

    February 28, 2014
    1. proto-gnostic

      Don’t know Sooz, Bananas can have fun too…

      February 28, 2014
      1. dreamshadow59

        Oh BELIEVE me I do like my bananas….

        February 28, 2014
        1. proto-gnostic

          I volunteer, than you can take it from my perspective…….

          February 28, 2014
          1. dreamshadow59

            Hehehehehe…I’ll REMEMBER that!!!!

            February 28, 2014
            1. proto-gnostic

              so will I… Heheheh

              March 01, 2014
        2. briton

          This conjures up all sorts of possibilities about what you have been doing with your bananas!

          April 06, 2014
          1. dreamshadow59

            Hehehehe….

            April 06, 2014
  7. zilla007

    uhm, dear Apple, I happen to choose you over oranges lol, you are a maniac sis, loved the view front the apple stand

    February 28, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thanks sis….I just couldn’t help but write it’s story…

      February 28, 2014
  8. zilla007

    SHADOW of DREAMS, saviour of the sacred Apple:

    February 28, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yuuuuuuuup……That’s me…..Hehehehehehe…..

      February 28, 2014
    2. dreamshadow59

      Raises hands over apple and prays….

      February 28, 2014
  9. monicaspeaks

    yeah I’m more of a banana girl..well come on Apple you know bananas kind of look like…well I think you can fill in this blank lol

    February 28, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehehe….Good call….NOW, I’m hungry!!!

      February 28, 2014
  10. Dream_On

    Now, when I go to the store, I’ll feel guilty for taking those babes home with me. I’ll keep them cool and happy. Love your imagination! Oh, and those bananas, they have many uses…banana bread when they turn brown.

    February 28, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      I know…Since I wrote that I can’t see eating any more apples…Hehehehehehe…..

      February 28, 2014
  11. seabird33

    This was an adorable read….I will think of it every time I go in to buy apples now!

    March 18, 2014
  12. sebastianone

    funny compare

    March 20, 2014
  13. dreamshadow59

    Thank you…From the APPLES point of view….

    February 28, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      February 28, 2014
  14. dreamshadow59

    Hmmmmmm….Or CAN they??? Hehehehehehehe….

    February 28, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Well…There ya go….Hehehehehe….

      March 01, 2014