Giggle Time

 

 





 

 
 
 
    Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...
 
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
 
 
1.   At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!
 
 
2.   On all your cheque stubs, write   ' For   Marijuana'!  
 
 
 
3.   Skip down the street Rather Than Walk   and see how many looks you get.
 
 
4.   Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 
 
 
5.   Sing Along At The Opera.
  
 
6.   When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I      Won!'
 
 
7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling   'Run For Your Lives!  They're Loose!'
 
 
8.   Tell Your Children over dinner:   'Due to the economy,   we are going to have to let one of you go...
 
 
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
 
 
9.   PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
 
      
      




















 

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Comments (11)

  1. bythesea

    …. I skip all the time..

    February 21, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      You are a force to be reckoned with aren’t you??? Hehehehehe….

      February 21, 2014
  2. Munkyman

    All very very good.
    While at work attach a kitchen timer to 3 empty paper towel rolls & chuck it into the cubicle behind you.

    February 21, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

      February 21, 2014
  3. briton

    Good lord!Is there no end to your insanity?

    February 22, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      All signs point to NO!!!!

      February 22, 2014
  4. dreamshadow59

    I’ve DONE the hair dryer one…What a HOOT!!!! Hehehehehehehe…..

    February 21, 2014
  5. dreamshadow59

    Yeah!!! I thought these were great too…I’m gonna try the water one next time I go out. Hehehehehehe….

    February 21, 2014