Hints on how to liven up your idle hours...To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars...watch 'em Slow Down!2. On all your cheque stubs, write ' For Marijuana'!3. Skip down the street Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.5. Sing Along At The Opera.6. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'7. When Leaving the Zoo, start Running towards the Car Park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'8. Tell Your Children over dinner: 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go...And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.