Giggle Time--When You're Feeling Stupid


 


I hope you know these people vote.


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When you're feeling stupid, read this!
You'll feel much better after this....
and then read it again; you'll begin
to think you're a genius.....
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(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign
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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"
--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC . ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


 
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"
--A congressional candidate in Texas ..
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"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.."
--Al Gore, Vice President
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"I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix .."
-- Dan Quayle
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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
--Lee Iacocca
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina
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"Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas."
--Keppel Enderbery
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Feeling smarter yet?


 
I just did !!






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Comments (50)

  1. rebecca2013

    ¡Dios mío!….

    February 18, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      I KNOW right???? Hehehehehehehehehehe…………..

      February 19, 2014
  2. SEC

    Immensely! Thank you

    February 18, 2014
  3. Dream_On

    Excellent example!!!

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!

      February 19, 2014
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      1. Dream_On

        Norman Einstein? too funny.

        February 19, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          I know….Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!

          February 19, 2014
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  4. dreamshadow59

    Unbelievable right???? Hehehehehe….

    February 19, 2014
  5. pastormike

    Danny Ozark’s a great guy but the quote is from Yogi Berra:“90% of this game is mental, the other half is physical.”

    February 19, 2014
    1. wraithwriter

      oops, didn’t notice that you caught this one too when I posted my comment on the same thing. o0

      February 19, 2014
      1. dreamshadow59

        February 19, 2014
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    2. dreamshadow59

      That’s what I thought!!!

      February 19, 2014
  6. noreia

    Wow. I’m fucking brilliant! Who knew?

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      ME too!!!!! Hehehehehe!!!!!

      February 19, 2014
  7. cjb321

    Oh, I feel SO MUCH BETTER. lol

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

      February 19, 2014
  8. wraithwriter

    the one “Half this game is ninety percent mental.” was actually Yogi Berra, but still real funny. he had a lot of great ones like that. look up quotes of his sometime, he could have filled this whole list.

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Ya KNOW….That’s what I thought…It SOUNDED just like Yogi….

      February 19, 2014
  9. briton

    A load of laughs!!

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Funny huh???

      February 19, 2014
      1. briton

        Yup,my trousers are soaking!

        February 20, 2014
        1. briton

          Laughed til the tears ran down my leg.

          February 20, 2014
          1. dreamshadow59

            Glad you enjoyed it….I liked it too…

            February 20, 2014
        2. dreamshadow59

          They have Depends for that now…Hehehehehe….

          February 20, 2014
  10. proto-gnostic

    Hahahahah, still laughing, Hahahahaha, snort, Hahahaha

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      I did the same thing when I read it…Hehehehehe….

      February 19, 2014
      1. proto-gnostic

        Miss Alabama had better find some rich guy to marry before she loses the looks because she sure isn’t going to make it on brains Lol

        February 19, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          I KNOW right???? That was my FAVORITE!!!!!

          February 19, 2014
          1. proto-gnostic

            You gave me a smile to start my day and that’s always a plus, thank you

            February 19, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              The pleasure is all mine….

              February 19, 2014
          2. proto-gnostic

            In this case I think it is shared…

            February 19, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              February 19, 2014
  11. zilla007

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you liked it sis. I thought it was hilarious…Especially the Miss America one…Hehehehehe….

      February 19, 2014
      1. zilla007

        I did..you and I and becca, gosh I can imagine the day we all are together…watch out world I love and miss u darling sis of my heart

        February 20, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Same her my little flower!!!

          February 20, 2014
          1. zilla007

            Warm hug to you

            February 21, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Thanks Sis….I could really use one about now…

              February 21, 2014
  12. ladiegodiva

    It’s official, I’m a genius. Thank you.

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe….Glad you enjoyed it….

      February 19, 2014
  13. dreamshadow59

    Awwww good. I’m really glad you gotta kick out of it…

    February 19, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it!!!

      February 19, 2014