How to Cheat at Monopoly

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Let me start out by saying that I absolutely HATE to lose. Am I a bad sport…NO…I will just have to get EVEN with you at a later time. This is a HUMOR post people so let me just say, whatever I write here doesn’t mean that’s what I actually DO…( Or does it)???

 

So last week, I had a few friends over to the house who are all game players like myself. I suggested we play Monopoly as it is one of my favorite board games. Everyone agreed and I told them I was gonna change and be right back.

 

You see, part of my  strategy is to have them stare at ME and not concentrate so much on what the hell their doing. So, I came back in with a revealing halter top and some skin tight Jeans… Ya gotta love those see through halters…

 

The stage was set now as I immediately grabbed the bank and started handing out the money. This is another one of my strategies, always be the banker. You never know when you MIGHT need a Bank (ERROR) in YOUR favor.

 

The second thing I always do is make sure the booze is flowing. If they get to tipsy to drive, they can always stay in MY room…I MEAN at MY house. This not only helps to liven up the game, but it also assures that they may just not COUNT all the change the banker gives them.

 

I’m a shrewd business woman so I will do what EVER it takes, whine, beg, plead, or just show some boob to get the properties I want. I always go for the green and the orange properties. I would gladly trade Boardwalk and or Park Place for those two monopolies. You know why, statistically, these are the two monopolies that are most frequently landed on. Board Walk and Park Place, not so much.

 

So this is how it’s done folks. I don’t ALWAYS win, but then, if I DON’T, it’s usually because I myself have been compromised by good looking men/women or have had too much alcohol…So come on, play me, see how well you do against me. I’ll be waiting…

 

Until Later...

 

 

 

 

 

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Comments (35)

  1. cjb321

    It’s been a long time since I’ve played monopoly……lol

    February 01, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      I could refresh your memory…

      February 01, 2014
      1. cjb321

        Definitely need a refresher course. You wouldn’t take advantage of poor little me, of course. smiles innocently

        February 01, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hmmmmmm…Has to think hard here….Hehehehehehe….

          February 01, 2014
  2. rebecca2013

    I’ll play with you….. now that sounds like a double entendre!!

    February 01, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Always have liked those double thingies…..

      February 01, 2014
      1. rebecca2013

        February 01, 2014
      2. pastormike

        Me too!

        February 01, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Oh you dirty boy…Love it!!!

          February 01, 2014
          1. pastormike

            Grip ’em and nip ’em….

            February 01, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehehe……

              February 01, 2014
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    3. dreamshadow59

      Bitten by a camel…Hehehehehehehehe…..

      February 01, 2014
      1. rebecca2013

        they do bite and they hurt like hell

        February 01, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Can’t they at LEAST provide a car??? Gheeeeese!!!!!

          February 01, 2014
          1. rebecca2013

            in places I have been…. cars would not last a hot New York minute…. I’ll take the “ships of the desert” any time Just call me Becca of Arabia

            February 01, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehehe…You always crack me up baby….Hehehehe….

              February 01, 2014
            2. rebecca2013

              when I was “over there” I did have to wear scarves ….headdress and all…. it was interesting….I sort of understood the culture…. except those spitting biting camels….

              February 01, 2014
            3. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehehe…..Well…Better THEM spitting than the Natives…..Hehehehehe…

              February 01, 2014
    4. dreamshadow59

      Maybe to YOU!!! Hehehehehehehe…….

      February 01, 2014
      1. rebecca2013

        hahahahahhah all nighter eh???

        February 01, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          YUP!!!!! OUCH….My head!!!!

          February 01, 2014
          1. rebecca2013

            there I make it better….

            February 01, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Thank you….I really NEEDED that…Kisses you back….

              February 01, 2014
    5. dreamshadow59

      Maybe to YOU!!! Hehehehehehehe…….

      February 01, 2014
    6. dreamshadow59

      Maybe to YOU!!! Hehehehehehehe…….

      February 01, 2014
  3. acedalright

    Hilarious! Now to find the monopoly, or conversely to find out if we own one still.

    February 01, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thank you. I’m glad you got a giggle out of it…

      February 01, 2014
  4. funfreak

    Competition brings out a very aggressive side of me. I have to be the winner. I stop at nothing. Weird, huh?

    February 01, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Wow!!! You sound like me…Maybe we’re sisters separated at birth…Hehehehehe…..

      February 01, 2014
      1. funfreak

        I’d say we bear a strong resemblance…….

        February 01, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Indeed!!! Probably why I like you so much!!!

          February 01, 2014
  5. bythesea

    Hmmmmm. I think I would just land in Go To Jail, stay there and watch

    February 01, 2014
    1. bythesea

      Yaaa.. Then you could come and visit me in jail…

      February 01, 2014
      1. dreamshadow59

        Oh…I would certainly DO that…

        February 01, 2014
    2. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehe…..Awwwww…Come on….Play with me…It will be FUN I promise!!!

      February 01, 2014