How to Tell if Your Dog is Involved in a Sex Scandal

 

 

It seems like in today’s day and age, there is just no getting around the latest SEX scandal. Ways to tell if you DOG is having a SEX scandal.

 

1.        The Hubris SMILE on his face.

 

2.        There is more of a spring in his step and his BARK is more confident...

 

3.        The other dogs in the neighborhood are whispering about Arfie...

 

4.        He SNEAKS around OTHER yards while YOU think he’s peeing.

 

5.        Instead of the ball, the ONLY thing he chases now are OTHER female dogs.

 

6.        His nap times seem be be longer AND he has a hint of cigarette smellon his breath...

 

7.        You find receipts from several different Dog Hotels stuffed UNDER his food bowl.

 

8.        He walks around with a CONTINUOUS hard on…

 

9.        Your neighbor’s dog has been UNUSUALLY quiet lately and is ALWAYS smiling...

 

1 0.     Your neighbor’s puppies look A LOT like your dog…Arfie of course denies it vehimently!!!

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Comments (28)

  1. keepingitreal_13

    LOL…i’ll have to watch out for it with my pooch.

    February 25, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      All good thing to watch for…Be vigilant…Hehehehehe….

      February 25, 2014
  2. GoldenPig2012

    Dogs, husbands………same thing, according to my sister-in-law. Thankfully, my dog is a girl and fixed.

    February 25, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Well…That certainly does alleviate the Scandal part then doesn’t it???

      February 25, 2014
      1. GoldenPig2012

        Keeps things simple.

        February 25, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehe!!!!!

          February 25, 2014
  3. rebecca2013

    the reason I don’t have pets among other reasons heheheheh

    February 25, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      February 25, 2014
      1. rebecca2013

        February 25, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          right back at ya…..

          February 26, 2014
          1. rebecca2013

            February 26, 2014
  4. cameronredmon

    Lol I’ve never heard anyone refer to a dog having a hard on. This might be letting my redneck hang out but we always called it his red rocket…..

    February 25, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe!!!!!!!!!

      February 25, 2014
  5. wonderboobs

    Sooo … they show all the same signs guys do.

    February 25, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      YUP!!!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe……

      February 25, 2014
  6. if_only

    LOL ~

    February 26, 2014
  7. semprotigo

    i’ll have to watch out for it with my pooch.
    www.semprot.com

    March 27, 2014
  8. semprotigo

    This might be letting my redneck hang out but we always called it his red rocket Timnas Indonesia u-19 …..

    May 09, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Interesting…

      May 09, 2014
  9. dreamshadow59

    Please explain nice and in order to improve on future blogs. I value your opinion…

    February 25, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Sorry, didn’t wanna make it seem that way, I just thought the Thoughts list was funnier…Do you agree?

      February 25, 2014
      1. dreamshadow59

        Interesting….Hmmmm….Good advse, THAT’S what I was going for….Thank you…This will be a big help for future blogs…Muah!!!

        February 25, 2014
  10. dreamshadow59

    Thank you…I appreciate your comment…

    February 25, 2014
    1. semprotigo

      This might be letting my redneck hang out but we always called it his red rocket My love is lie …..

      May 13, 2014