If I Could Only Remember Where I Left My Pants

 

 

 

 

 

For those of you who read me, you know that on occasion, like Monday through Friday and SOMETIMES on the weekends (looks other way), I have a tendency to let’s just say get HAPPY…Sometimes I get SOOO happy, I forget what Happiness I had the night I was getting happy. Boy…THAT was a confusing sentence wasn’t it???

 

 

Anyway, since I’m going for the “cure”, I thought I would relate a sort of funny story that happened to me one night when I was in Vegas. This was ohhhh, about 3 years ago I think, I had had enough of the pressures of work and since I like to gamble, I decided I would go to Vegas.

 

 

I Love Vegas…Lights everywhere, wall to wall people, cheap food and all the free drinks you can swallow while playing in the Casinos. I usually stay at the Bellagio because I’m comped, so I packed my things, hopped on a plane and headed for Sin City…You KNOW why they call it Sin City don’t you…It’s because I’m there…Hehehe…

 

 

Well…I got there in the afternoon, checked it, and immediately went to the Black Jack table. I love Black Jack because it’s a game of percentages and I am ever so good with math…PLUS…I’m LUCKY!!! I sat down, put my chips on the table, ordered a Vodka Cranberry, and away I went.

 

 

I started this around 3PM and never left before Midnight. To say that I had had ONE too many would be an understatement, it was really about 8-10 too many. All I remember is riding some kind of Merry Go Round, (At least I THINK it was), and yelling out I’m WINNING…I’m WINNING…Things became a little fuzzy from there.

 

 

I remember meeting SOMEONE…Can’t remember whether they were male or female and I THINK I fell in the waters at the Bellagio ‘cause I remember (SORT of), saying Help me I’m drowning. Now remember, the actual water depth there is probably ONLY about 2 feet. I can’t really remember anything from that point on except waking up naked, in my bathroom, in the bathtub.

 

 

I got out of the bathtub, and on the mantle there was a note that read, “ Sooz…had a wonderful time last night, let’s do it again sometime.”, no name, no nothing. I went to the bedroom, looked for my clothes and NOTHING was there. No pants, no panties, no Bra…WTF??? Where were my clothes??? The only think I could THINK of was that this person wanted trophies…Yuck!!! Sicko!!!

 

 

The only other thing I thought was funny, (BUT EMBARRASING), was when I went down to the Lobby to check out, the clerk said to me in a softened voice… “ Did you enjoy your SWIM”??? I turned BEET red and sheepishly checked out to raise Hell another day…Yikes!!! Anybody wanna go to Vegas with me???

 

 

Until Later…

 

 

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Comments (36)

  1. rebecca2013

    I would give up a month’s salary to go to Vegas with you…. I doubt very serious that Vegas would be the same… ever!! first of all I would spring for a suite at the Bellagio (my favorite casino) and pamper you like no tomorrow!! then we could look for your pants!!! hehehehehe

    February 26, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Ohhhh…“Trust and Believe” (Love that saying)…With the TWO of us there, the National Guard would have to be on stand-by!!!! Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe………..

      February 26, 2014
      1. rebecca2013

        with us there chica…. They all would be not standing by…. but on their backs oh trust and believe that!!!

        February 26, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You crack me up Becca…..What would I do without you….Muah!!!

          February 26, 2014
          1. rebecca2013

            what? I wasn’t kidding…. I thought we work up from Private to commanding General…… like a smorgasbord eh heheheheh

            February 26, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hey….You KNOW that works just fine for me……Hehehehe…

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            4. rebecca2013

              amen….

              February 26, 2014
  2. keepingitreal_13

    OMG ..you two in Vegas. That place is so not really for the two of you. But i would love to be there with you two to record all the goings on for future blackmail purposes. LOL LOL

    February 26, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      For BLACKMAIL purposes….Hmmmm…That’s where Becca’s contacts come in handy…Hehehehehehe….

      February 26, 2014
      1. keepingitreal_13

        I have contacts as well. And i don’t think mine and her’s run in the same social circles.

        February 26, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Backs away sheepishly…

          February 26, 2014
          1. keepingitreal_13

            Oh your ok, your a friend. Others…….not so much.

            February 26, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Phew…Wipes brow…

              February 26, 2014
    2. rebecca2013

      hahahah

      February 26, 2014
  3. proto-gnostic

    Use to go to vegas all the time, of course that was when it was, let’s just say, under different management Lol Than there is also Tahoe with Squaw and Heavenly…..

    February 26, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      It’s OK..You can say it…When my MOTHER ran it….Hehehehehehehehehehe…..

      February 26, 2014
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        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehe…..

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      2. proto-gnostic

        Hahahah That’ll work…

        February 26, 2014
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  4. cjb321

    It sounds as though everyone else also enjoyed your swim too. hahahaaa

    February 26, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      February 26, 2014
  5. prozac-attack

    Last time I went, I very nearly (accidentally) married some random dude… and I’m a lesbian… so that wouldn’t have worked out so well. Thankfully, he passed out before my fuzzy brain could proceed. Also thankfully, I remembered that I was gay and got the helloooooo out of there! I hate that town and its silver bullet shots… lol

    February 26, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe….High five….Classic….Hehehehe….

      February 26, 2014
  6. funfreak

    I’d say don’t stress over something you can’t remember. It was probably awesome, anyway!

    February 26, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      I PROBABLY had a great time, just a little weird my clothes were gone though…

      February 26, 2014
  7. Buddhazilla

    Anytime Sooz, Anytime!!!! I was in a VIP Room in the Luxor one year, many moons ago. Charles Barkeley walks in, looks right at me then my friends, begins laughing and says, “You motherfuckers need some sleep!” We had been up for virtually three days straight indeed!

    February 27, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe…..He outta know….

      February 27, 2014
  8. dreamshadow59

    I KNOW…THAT’S why I’m goin’ for “the cure”…

    February 28, 2014
  9. dreamshadow59

    Ohhhh…I was remembered alright…It was jus ME that couldn’t do the remembering. Hehehehehehe…

    February 27, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Sorry….VERY LITTLE!!!!

      February 27, 2014
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