Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz:

I read your blog about being bitten by a flea, and I laughed my ass off. I thought I would write and tell you what happened to me, as I thought you would enjoy it. It all started when I was a child about the age of 12.

My Family and I wentold style camping, you know, no inside toilets or any real amenities. My brother and I were in the woods, hiking, and we both had stepped in a grass covered depression in the ground. It turned out, that depression was a bees nest.

The next thing you know, it seemed as though there were 1000 honey bees flying around us and stinging us all over. We hauled our asses out of there asap and ran faster than an Olympian sprinter back to our cabin.

When we got back, whimpering like little girls, my mother lovingly, (Yet secretly enjoying this), pulled out the stingers still stuck in my cute little ass. Each stinger pulled, cut my chances of becoming a professional equestrian. I could just see myself bouncing up and down in the saddle yelling ouch with each and every bounce.

I’ll never forget that day, and after reading your story, it brought back all those beautiful, yet painful memories. Thanks for the memories Sooz.

Sore Ass


Dear Sore Ass:

While my flea bite was very uncomfortable, I believe you’ve got me beat. Thanks for the input, it was fun and amusing.

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Comments (6)

  1. Bettymom

    Your correspondence is almost – ALMOST – as funny as you!

    September 06, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwww…Thank you…You’re a sweetheart…

      September 06, 2017
  2. noahbody


    September 06, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      I know, right? She wrote a funny story…

      September 06, 2017
  3. fierylady

    How funny! lol

    September 06, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Yeah…She did a great job, it was a very funny response. :0)

      September 06, 2017