Just Ask Sooz, the Christmas Elf

 

 

Dear Sooz:

 

Rudolph here…Yeah, the Reindeer. As you must realize, this is my busiest season. While flying through the sky, travelling over 6 million miles, and landing on too many rooftops to count is fun, it STILL takes its toll. I’m exhausted.

 

Here’s the rub, Santa doesn’t care. It’s RIGHT back to the routine again the next day. Flying practice, teaching the young to be good reindeer, mating, and then those damn Reindeer games, don’t get me started.

 

I mean the Elfs all get a week off, why can’t we? Look, we ALL have our faults Sooz, I get it, but Why on God’s green Earth does Santa have to be such a F**KING slave driver? Don’t get me wrong, the guy is Merry, laughs like a bowl full of jelly, and Ho Ho Ho’s with the BEST of ‘em, he just doesn’t see the need for us to get a little break and have some DOWN time once in a while.

 

All of us feel the same way, Donner, Blitzen, etc., we’re just too afraid to confront the old boy. We’re afraid he might just get pissed off, open that Jug which keeps his nose continuously red, and tell us all to F**K Off, we’re fired. Any magical thoughts on the subject that might help our plight Sooz?

 

Wrecked Up Rudolph

 

Dear Wrecked Up Rudolph:

 

Yikes!!! Had no idea Santa was such a slave driver? OK…Here’s what you do. You and the other Reindeer invite Santa out to the Pub for a few “SODAS” one night soon. Get him good and liquored up, you know, when he’s REALLY happy and starts spouting off the Ho Ho Ho’s, and then just address your concerns straight out.

 

Explain to him that you guys have been doing this for hundreds of years now and that you’re NOT getting any younger. Let him know how much you respect him and the Mrs. and while you LOVE your job, you just need a little break.

 

I believe in doing it this way he will see your point of view and give you guys the time off. If NOT, tell him to “GO TO HELL”…Disneyland is ALWAYS looking for flying Reindeer. Good Luck…

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Comments (21)

  1. SEC

    Sheeeeee’s baaaaaaack! Thought you’d deserted us!

    December 13, 2013
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    2. dreamshadow59

      Nah!!! Just haven’t been feeling all that well…Glad to be back…

      December 14, 2013
      1. SEC

        Sorry you’ve been under the weather. Glad you are still with us!

        December 14, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Awwww…Thank you Sue…

          December 14, 2013
          1. SEC

            You have been missed. I’ve note a few “anybody seen Sooz” posts in the past weeks.

            December 14, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Awwww…That is really heartwarming Sue…..I love everybody here…..

              December 14, 2013
  2. DeeinFL

    Wooot, hey Sooz! I say…go to Disneyland anyway, it’d be better there! LOL!

    December 13, 2013
  3. dreamshadow59

    I’ll tell Rudolph…

    December 14, 2013
  4. cjb321

    hahahahaa!!! You ALWAYS make my day!!! smiles

    December 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it. You are such a dear….Muah!!!!!!!!!

      December 14, 2013
  5. briton

    Drinks before dinner wine with dinner and after dinner drinks
    Have a merry drunken Christmas

    December 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Count on it. Hehehehehehehehe………..

      December 14, 2013
  6. keepingitreal_13

    Tell Rudolph to round up the gang and form a union. I’ll act as their business rep and only take 65% of the dues as my salary. But i want a 20 year contract with no termination clause in it.

    December 14, 2013
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    2. dreamshadow59

      I’ll talk with Rudolph about it.

      December 14, 2013
      1. keepingitreal_13

        And if they don’t like my idea they can all go and " elf themselves “. ”emo smile">

        December 14, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehe……Good one!!!!!!!!!!

          December 14, 2013
  7. EyeVey

    Good to see you back and fiesty!

    December 14, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Right back at ya. Thank you soooooooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      December 14, 2013
  8. briton

    Rudolph the red nosed wino

    December 15, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe…….

      December 15, 2013
  9. briton

    Saw a cartoon once with Rudolph saying to the other reindeer
    Here comes old fatty with his sack full of crap.

    December 18, 2013