Limerick By Sooz


 Limericks have long been used in a more “sensual” manor and being that I love the image, I thought I would write one. Hope you like it… 


There once was a woman from Farget,

Who displayed all her “charms” in the market.

When asked about Clap, She spread open her lap,

Said Penicillin was placed there to trap it.

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Comments (12)

  1. wirelessguru1

    Was that in the meat market?

    March 21, 2017
  2. dreamshadow59

    I think so…😜

    March 21, 2017
  3. noahbody


    March 21, 2017
  4. dreamshadow59


    March 22, 2017
  5. honestycounts


    March 22, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      March 22, 2017
  6. notthinking

    There once was a woman with the clap,
    who got it from some dirty old chap.
    She said with an itch, that son of a bitch,
    next time I will stay home and fap.

    March 22, 2017
  7. dreamshadow59


    March 23, 2017
  8. briton

    Trinity college Dublin is an Irish university
    There was a young fellow at Trinity
    Who butchered his sister’s virginity
    Corrupted his brother
    And buggered his mother
    And took a degree in divinity.

    March 25, 2017
  9. dreamshadow59

    Hehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL….

    March 26, 2017
  10. fancieprincess


    March 27, 2017
  11. pinkie_d

    Like the Limericks. Why are they always so mean?

    March 27, 2017