Sex, Masturbation, and Master Slave

Dear Internet

 I use you each and every day and I don’t understand why you give me prompts for writing that suggest- Sex, Master Slave, and Masturbation. Yes, while it is true that I occasionally talk about Sex and Masturbation, I hardly EVER discusses my Master Slave proclivities.

Don’t get me wrong, I don’t MIND talking about Master slave situations, it’s just that I don’t write about it that often to have my writing suggestions use this subject. I would much rather have my suggestions include Just Ask Sooz, or perhaps Sooz’s Fractured Fairy Tales.

Hell, even those stories about getting drunk or having drunken sex would be better. Preferably, the best suggestions would be about-Rainbows, Unicorns, and World Peace. OK, look, I would probably sprinkle these subjects with Sex, Masturbation, and perhaps Master Slave proclivities, BUT, I would much rather see the above in print as suggestions.

 I am finished bitching now, I realize you are just doing your due diligence when it comes to offering suggestions for all your writers. I promise to play nice from now on and will just take your suggestions as written. I humbly apologize for being a sexy depraved woman, who loves engaging in continuous masturbation, and will write more about my sexual Master Slave occurrences to live up to my suggestive matter.

 

Regards,

Sooz

P.S. My hands are in my pants as we speak… FU!!!!

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Comments (17)

  1. varuben

    ok red. Anyway it is part of the life of people.
    Do you think that wordpress is easy to use? thoughts will close. it is so sad

    September 12, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Been there a long time and yes. Come see me…Muah!!!

      September 12, 2017
      1. varuben

        ok red, muahhh

        September 12, 2017
  2. wirelessguru1

    I AM The Master.
    +1 (Neo)

    September 12, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      OK master…

      September 12, 2017
      1. wirelessguru1

        BEN DOVER

        September 12, 2017
        1. dreamshadow59

          I’m WAITING??!!!??

          September 12, 2017
          1. wirelessguru1

            I AM coming soon…

            September 12, 2017
            1. dreamshadow59

              THAT’S my boy…. Muah!!!

              September 12, 2017
  3. rebecca2013

    dang…. I was kinda hoping there was room for two more hands snicker….

    September 12, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      More hands ALWAYS welcomed…

      September 12, 2017
      1. wirelessguru1

        Say out loud and really fast, “ALPHA KENNY BODY.”

        September 12, 2017
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehehe

          September 12, 2017
  4. factual

    sexy depraved women who masturbates all the time? That’s between bouts of real sex right? Nothing wrong with that. Sounds like someone I know, not naming names now, got ta go take care of Mr. Johnson.

    September 12, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Make sure you take GOOD CARE of Mr. Johnson…I LIKE him…. Hehehehehehehehe…

      September 12, 2017
  5. nico44l

    Masturbation, a really sad part of the human history. cause when a fellow tongue exists and always ready to please the masturbating part…it’s sad to not let it happen.

    September 12, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      Agreed

      September 12, 2017