Ten Things Men Wished Women WOULDN’T Do

 

 

 10. Write a blog about 10 things Women wished GUY’S knew about SEX.

 

9.   Ask them questions that have no REAL answer so they get into trouble.

 

8.   Bitch about that they NEVER ask for directions. (Even though they DON’T)…Oh wait….Was THAT considered BITCHING????????????

 

7.   Talk till Men’s EARS fall off.

 

6.   Make them hold our Purses.

 

5.   Send them to the store to buy our “Female” Products…

 

4.   Change the TV channel to Dancing With The Stars when THEY are watching something FRIVOLOUS like SPORTS.

 

3.   Name our cars ( What’s wrong with THAT??? )

 

2.   Nag… Nag… Nag…WHAT??? ( Looks the other way )…

 

1.   Bitch that all men want is ONE thing…………….BEER……….Got ya with that one didn’t I…Hehehehehe…

 

Until Later…

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  1. Shadows

    I didn’t expect to agree with half of those haha

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Soooooo…DID ya?Hehehehe…..

      June 07, 2013
      1. Shadows

        Of course! haha

        June 07, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

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  2. rebecca2013

    hahah so true so true…. once and only ONCE I had asked my husband to hold my purse at the train station…. you never heard as much whining!!! He even said “here I’ll sit it down on the bench and watch it” are you deaf???? I said HOLD IT…. Good Lord!! this post so reminded me how nice it will be to be single again!!! lolol
    Gracias Chica excellent Post!!!

    June 07, 2013
    1. Shadows

      Aww we ain’t so bad.

      June 07, 2013
      1. rebecca2013

        no… you are correct…. some men are a blessing…. and a joy to be with….and honor the partners that they are with…. others….. are not so good….

        June 07, 2013
        1. Shadows

          Well soon you’ll get a nice little break and then you get to find one of those great ones.

          June 07, 2013
          1. rebecca2013

            Gracias!!!! that was very nice to say…..

            June 07, 2013
            1. Shadows

              De nada, just callin’ it like I see it

              June 07, 2013
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    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehe…….

      June 07, 2013
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        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehehehe….You’re too funny….LOL…..

          June 07, 2013
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        3. dreamshadow59

          Just don’t get caught…

          June 08, 2013
  4. Somnium

    I used to have a problem with most of those and that is why I’m alone again No problem now!

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..

      June 07, 2013
      1. Somnium

        Actually I never minded getting her feminine napkins at the store

        June 07, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          You my friend are 1 in a million then….Hehehehe…..

          June 07, 2013
          1. Somnium

            That is nothing compare to when I took my daughter to the OBGYN clinic and she made me walk out holding her birth control pills because she was embarrassed. I think there should be a limit to how much a man should take.

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehe….Awwwww….What a great dad……

              June 07, 2013
  5. uncle_charlie

    I feel powerless……

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehe…..

      June 07, 2013
  6. proto-gnostic

    I’m good with everything but the shopping and the talking! Talking non-stop a half an hour changing topics in mid sentence. But don’t try to interject anything because the only thing she wants is a sounding board! Shopping, I can’t stand shopping! Men aren’t build for it. We can’t go into a store meander aimlessly through the store randomly picking things off the shelves deciding we needed it! My wife can go into a store for milk and come out with three carts! She tells me to pick something up on my way home and that is exactly what she gets nothing else. And than complains it’s not what she wanted!

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      We DO like our shopping, no denying that….Sounds like I would LIKE your wife…..

      June 07, 2013
      1. proto-gnostic

        You probably would. That’s one of things you forgot in your list. How wives always gang up on the husbands! Put two women in a room with the husband, guess who’s picking up the Chinese! Lol

        June 07, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehehehe…That is sooooooooooooo true…..Hehehehehe….

          June 07, 2013
          1. proto-gnostic

            HaHaHa, women the only difference between a high maintenance woman and a low maintenance women is the store where they shop! Lol

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup……

              June 07, 2013
  7. fallingembers

    Number 3. Indeed, what is wrong with that!? I name my cars.

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      So do I…Mine is Alice…..

      June 07, 2013
      1. fallingembers

        Bet she’s a beauty mine’s Kim.

        June 07, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          I think that’s a GREAT name…..

          June 07, 2013
          1. fallingembers

            Well she is a great car.

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              So is mine….They are like a person to me….Hehehehe…..

              June 07, 2013
          2. fallingembers

            With so many things to do to keep them in tip top shape might as well be . What kind of car is Alice if you don’t mind me asking?

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              BMW….

              June 07, 2013
          3. fallingembers

            Luxury with a little speed. Nice

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              I like it….Alice has been good to me…..

              June 07, 2013
  8. jessieludlow

    for once this made me sad. Missing the lover

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwwwwwwww……I’m sorry…..

      June 07, 2013
  9. brainstormer

    I think it’s strangely appealing when a woman names her car:P I think DWTS and sports in general could both be viewed as frivolous. Even if some of the female dancers are still hot:P The dancing gets old just like stats and fouls.

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      The dancing may get old BUT the ASSES never do…..Just sayin’….

      June 07, 2013
      1. brainstormer

        It’s all Cheetos spray tans and special lighting effects…like those awesome floor shows from the lighting crew.

        June 07, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Yeah BUT…..The asses are REAL……

          June 07, 2013
          1. brainstormer

            I can’t attest to that without getting my hands on someone’s bum. I’d like Cheryl, Chelsea, Lacey or Anna to be my first test subject:P

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..me too….

              June 07, 2013
          2. brainstormer

            This oddly bisexual fantasy moment brought to you readers by Depends adult diapers. Cheryl Burke approved:P

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              OMG….I just get WET watching her dance in those outfits……

              June 07, 2013
            2. dreamshadow59

              It was MUCH sexier then…….

              June 07, 2013
          3. brainstormer

            I liked Cheryl better when she first started with the shorter hair. She had the amazing ability of going from Eskimo humble with her hair curled under to flapping fabulous with her hair flipped up. But, yes, she knows how to shimmy in those shag dresses:P

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              OMG…..I sooooooooooooo agree with you…..

              June 07, 2013
          4. brainstormer

            Are you just messing with me to rack up replies?:P

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              FUCK no……I LOVED her hair back when she first started….

              June 07, 2013
          5. brainstormer

            Okay…calm down:P…I find it strange when I have always favored women with long, thick, wavy hair. But, here was this young hotty who knew how to dress down and look lovable in sweats and then put on the charm with a flip of the hair and a dazzling little outfit. She wasn’t the first, but she’s one of the best.

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Uh Huh…..I always loved Julianna Huff too…..OMG….I almost would CUM when she would dance…..Oh Mmma….

              June 07, 2013
          6. brainstormer

            Julianna HOUGH. I had to look it up, too:P Yes, when I first saw her, I sadly dropped my Cheryl Burke doll and my lower jaw:P I thought Apollo Ono was a bit of a robot dancer…but she was SMOKIN’! She’s still a hotty…but she is showing interest in some areas I might not favor…and I might be detecting a bit of that fake laughter I don’t like. And, what was up with Ryan Seaquest?:P

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              You detected that Too….OMG i would soooo have done her….BUT…I agree, I think she is a little fake..

              June 07, 2013
          7. brainstormer

            It’s that Hollywood fake-ness. She’s swept up into the realm of possibilities not unlike her brother and his buddy Mark who dominate the show together. I think other older dancers are on the verge of bailing because Derek, Mark and Julianne always dominated the votes. They are the target audience. Yet, Derek and Mark seem content on the show and having their band while Julianne ran off to do movies and date a potentially gay radio show host…well who am I to judge?:P There are other hot fish in the sea. I think I was perhaps dazzled by all the thing she did with that bleach blonde hair. But, maybe it was all a dye job and hair pieces.

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Well….I don’t know but she IS hot….So is her brother….Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr…….Life has dealt them both a great hand…..My fav. NOW is Karina…..She is another hottie…..I just love the sexiness of that show……It’s a BI woman’s dream….Hehehehehe

              June 07, 2013
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          8. brainstormer

            Karina is very pretty…but her voice irks me. I am curious what kind of relationship Anna and Jonathan have considering how much we see of Anna though Jon is nowhere in sight. Maybe they are the sort of couple that doesn’t mind spending a lot of time apart? Derek reminds me of Leo Decaprio. He’s always going to be a bit of a kid in a man’s body. Mark gets on the nerves of me and my sis because he has WAY too much energy, he tests the judges/bends the rules and reminds us of the Six Flags Great America theme park dancing old guy:P

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehe….That is WHY he is ALWAYS going to be popular (Besides his sexy looks), He is just GOOD marketable TV I think that Anna and Jonathan are in the background more….I would like to continue this at a later date Stormer but I have to hit the sack as 5:30 comes early….Muah my friend…..

              June 07, 2013
          9. brainstormer

            Yes, we should schedule obsessive DWTS chat sessions:P Until next dance:P

            June 07, 2013
  10. harlequine

    I can talk endlessly about just about anything!!!! Yet I can’t stand people who do talk to much too… how funny is that? well I don’t mind in a conversation, I just hate people talking to me when I’m quiet!

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      I totally understand that Laurie….Sometimes when we are quiet, we just want to REMAIN at peace….

      June 07, 2013
  11. monicaspeaks

    I don’t watch much tv….but sometimes like the other night…I claimed the remote and changed it from a hunting show..to America’s got talent.

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      June 07, 2013
      1. monicaspeaks

        I did refrain from keeping the remote and watching Toddlers and tiaras…didn’t want to push my luck. ~giggle

        June 07, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe…..LOL………Hehehehehehehehe……

          June 07, 2013
          1. monicaspeaks

            June 07, 2013
            1. dreamshadow59

              Hope you got giggle from it M…..

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  12. chr3900

    My husband does not mind holding my purse as long as it matches his shoes

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe…..OMG…..LOL……..

      June 07, 2013
      1. chr3900

        Best part he came up with it.. I am blessed

        June 07, 2013
        1. dreamshadow59

          Indeed you are…

          June 08, 2013
  13. GoldenPig2012

    If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      OK?

      June 08, 2013
      1. GoldenPig2012

        They “wish” we wouldn’t do. But we do anyway. Beggars didn’t used to ride, they walked. Forgive the, apparently, outdated, saying, it was what my mother used to say when I wanted something I couldn’t have.

        June 08, 2013
  14. zilla007

    I think ur off with the nag bit. US.. NAG?? never, we simply point out flaws in everything around us.. good to see ur feeling better di

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Thank you Sister….I am…

      June 08, 2013
  15. deaconjim

    1. I use the GPS, but I argue with it and take a different route quite often. I keep waiting for it to say “You’re not listening!” Instead it just keeps saying “Recalculating.”

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehe……

      June 08, 2013
  16. scarletts_letters

    Only 10? Lucky for some!!! Good work Sooz another funny one

    June 07, 2013
    1. dreamshadow59

      Glad you enjoyed it Scarlett….

      June 08, 2013