Adult Things You Can Do WHen Bored


Let’s face it, lists are fun. Being bored is NOT fun, so, I decided I would list some things you could do when you are bored. Hopefully, you will enjoy this list.


  1. Masturbate- A fun and simple way to relieve boredom, AND relaxing too.


  1. Go Skydiving- This is a real ass kicker and unbelievable experience, hey, “Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it”.



  1. Make paper dolls out of an old newspaper…Go on, TRY it.


  1. Play with paper dolls after making them. Hehehehehe…I CAUGHT you.



  1. Try reading a book longer than “War and Peace”.


  1. Take a walk in the rain, OR, if you have an arid climate, take a long shower and pretend you are walking in the rain. Hell, you might even make it better by masturbating while you’re in there.



  1. String paper clips together and see how long of a chain you can make.


  1. Eat something, regret what you ate, and repeat.



  1. Sleep, but, then you would be missing all of the fun activities I’ve already listed.


  1. Drink-OK, I KNOW I shouldn’t list this, but, it has always been a good boredom reliever for me, and then, Usually, I masturbate.


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Comments (12)

  1. honestycounts

    At least your consistent

    March 30, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59


      March 30, 2017
  2. wirelessguru1

    A better question is why are you bored?

    March 30, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59


      March 30, 2017
  3. SEC

    if the boredom is bad enough you can start “spring cleaning” your abode

    March 30, 2017
    1. dreamshadow59

      I would rather stick a needle in my eye…Do YOU want the job??? Hehehehehehhe.

      March 30, 2017
      1. SEC

        No takers, I’ve been dodging my “spring cleaning” for quite some time

        March 30, 2017
  4. dreamshadow59


    March 30, 2017
  5. briton

    The following hilarious hit was recorded by a character calling himself Ivor Biggen
    I’m a wanker,I’m a wanker
    And it does me good and it bloody well should
    I’m a wanker,I’m a wanker
    And I’m always pulling my pud.

    March 31, 2017
  6. Somnium

    just add “and masturbate” at the end of each one of those and it will be great!

    April 01, 2017
  7. dreamshadow59
    Indeed !!!

    April 02, 2017
  8. oracle09

    U a girl or a guy?

    May 15, 2017