Valentine’s Day for Singles

 

 

If you’re a single guy or gal like me, you’re probably not looking forward to Valentine’s Day. Let’s be honest, it’s usually just another day where you see everyone who DOES have a significant other fawning over each other.

 

Luckily Sooz is here to save the day. The first thing we have to do is to put Valentine’s Day into a different perspective. For example, when you wake up on this (not to be mentioned day), you just start the day off with the appropriate mantra; “I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY!!!!!!!!!!” Say it four or five times out loud getting increasingly louder and more pissed off as you say it. AFTER the COPS leave, believe me, you will have already helped defuse the animosity in your soul.

 

The next thing you do…Call up your other single friends and invite them over for a party. Tell them to come in their PJ’S and plan on staying the night. OK…If you’re a single GUY, you’re probably not gonna do the PJ thingy so instead, tell them to bring over their favorite blow up dolls,  you know, just in case they get LUCKY!!!!!!

 

Loud music and free flowing alcohol is the answer here folks. The louder the music the better; this, along with the alcohol, will not only help liven your spirits, you may get to know your neighbors a WHOLE lot better. Just make sure if they DO come over and want you to turn it down, invite them in and treat them well. You may NEED them again NEXT Valentine’s Day.

 

Last but not least, after everyone has had a few, sit together in a central location, like girl scout camp, and have everyone tell their BEST/WORST Valentine’s Day story. It’s surprising what you will hear, some are hilarious, some are sad, but hey…Misery loves company right? Trust me on this one, this beats the HELL outta staying alone at home and cursing at the world…USUALLY!!!!! Enjoy your Valentine’s Day!!!

 

Until Later…

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Comments (62)

  1. Munkyman

    I pity the guys paying too much for too little in hopes of getting special sex & not getting cut off from future sex.

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Couldn’t agree more…..Everyone should get some ALL the time….

      February 13, 2014
      1. Munkyman

        Now that’s a universal single payer system I could get behind, literally.

        February 13, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          February 13, 2014
        2. drivefaastakechances

          Lol. Funny and true. Happy v-day, my screamy boisterous friends. :P

          February 13, 2014
          1. dreamshadow59

            Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!

            February 13, 2014
          2. Munkyman

            Happy VD to you gals as well.

            February 13, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Awwwwww…..Thanks Munk. Same to you!!! :

              February 13, 2014
  2. rebecca2013

    I’ll be taking a rain check this year…. I have no Valentine….. ehhh…. I’ll be at home in front of my fireplace with a good book!

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Ohhhhhhh….You HAVE a Valentine…..

      February 13, 2014
      1. rebecca2013

        February 13, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Awwwww…Cheer up, it’s ONLY one day a year!!!!! I’m right there with ya baby….You can be MY Valentine…

          February 13, 2014
          1. rebecca2013

            sigh…. one day a year to be reminded that NO ONE GAVE A GOOD *%$# about you…. errrgh…. sorry sorry sorry I promised I wouldn’t go all stupid about Valentine’s day……

            February 13, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Well…..I CARE about you Becca…..

              February 13, 2014
            2. rebecca2013

              Oh I know you do Chica….. it was just….. a case of my F’ed up history playing havoc in my life as usual….. sorry….

              February 13, 2014
            3. dreamshadow59

              Remember the mantra: “I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY”…..Come on say it with me…‘I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY"……

              February 13, 2014
            4. rebecca2013

              I HATE VALENTINE’S DAY!! because he broke my heart long ago….. sigh…..

              February 14, 2014
  3. phoenixmind

    to be honest, even if i was in a relationship, i rarely do anything for this day. mainly because, I wouldn’t do anything. I mean why get her something just because the day calls for it?? why do something special for her just cuz the day calls for it??
    I would much rather do something out the blue, to show that I enjoy her and to show her that I care, not just cuz it’s another day

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Such a WONDERFUL idea!!!!!! I LOVE it!!!

      February 13, 2014
      1. phoenixmind

        Lol thanks… you should see the messages I get on facebook. Its funny

        February 14, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          My pleasure!!!!

          February 14, 2014
  4. harlequine

    Aaaawww Sooz, love you

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Right back at Ya…

      February 13, 2014
  5. prozac-attack

    I like to buy champagne and watch the original Charlie’s Angels with my cat and dog. After spending too many years with too many people crowding me, I like Singles Awareness Days to myself. I may even go all out and buy myself flowers… or one of those giant teddy bears.

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Good for you….Two thumbs up…

      February 13, 2014
    2. dreamshadow59

      Good for you….Two thumbs up…

      February 13, 2014
  6. onepersononly

    I’ve always been alone on all of these crazy ass holidays. So what? I get my boat, head out into the bright blue warm ocean and go fishing, snorkeling…….anything I want to do without some stupid dinner or other schedule that another person tries to suck me into.
    It’s awesome!!!!! LMAO

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Good for you!!! I’m GLAD you have another outlet…

      February 13, 2014
  7. monicaspeaks

    it’s a hallmark holiday regardless if your in a relationship or not…just a gimmick to get people to spend money.

    February 13, 2014
    1. Munkyman

      Mother’s Day, New Year’s Eve & Valentine’s Day are the busiest restaurant holidays of the year. We tend to do a whole month’s revenue in those three days.

      February 13, 2014
      1. dreamshadow59

        I don’t DOUBT it….Hallmark has sure capitalized on them THAT’S for sure

        February 13, 2014
    2. dreamshadow59

      I couldn’t agree more. Valentine’s Day for those who have significant others should be practiced EVERY day!!!

      February 13, 2014
  8. funfreak

    I don’t believe you have to spend a lot of money on Valentine’s Day to have a great time. Red wine $15.00, finger food $20.00, bubble bath $5.00, candles……oh, who doesn’t already have candles! With or without a partner, this could be the start of a pretty wonderful evening!

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      I’m IN!!!!! I’ll bring the wine…

      February 13, 2014
      1. funfreak

        Ha! Better bring a shovel, too. I got buried under a blanket of snow last night!

        February 13, 2014
        1. dreamshadow59

          Ohhhh…That’s right, you’re in Jersey…How many inches did you guys get???

          February 13, 2014
          1. funfreak

            Normally I wouldn’t complain about getting 8 inches, but …….

            February 13, 2014
            1. dreamshadow59

              Holy Moley!!!!!! We’d be closed for MONTHS here….Hehehehehe!!!!!

              February 13, 2014
            2. funfreak

              Hey, ngreek………who’s “they”?

              February 13, 2014
            3. dreamshadow59

              Hehehehehehehehe……….

              February 13, 2014
  9. raynemadison

    that was the funniest thing i ever have read. it honestly made my day !

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwwww…I am sooooooooo glad…..Happy V Day!!!

      February 13, 2014
      1. raynemadison

        happy valentines day to you to !

        February 13, 2014
  10. dearluna

    haha

    February 14, 2014
  11. briton

    Sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be
    There was a young girl from Dunmurry
    Who went for a pee in a hurry
    She slipped on her back
    And opened her crack
    And a fellow backed in with a lorry

    February 15, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Hehehehehehehe!!!!!!!! Funny!!!!!!!!!

      February 16, 2014
  12. dreamshadow59

    Owwwww….I LIKE you….You certainly KNOW how to treat a woman….Good for you!!!!

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Awwwwww….Thank you….The same to you…..

      February 13, 2014
  13. dreamshadow59

    My Vibrator is ready!!! Hehehehehe….

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      Ah Ha!!!! LOL!!!!

      February 13, 2014
  14. dreamshadow59

    You two are hilarious!!!

    February 13, 2014
    1. dreamshadow59

      February 13, 2014